Thats weird.

[Hard2Bluff]

A landowner approaches a squatter living on a small patch of land on his vast land holding.

Landowner: Get off my land!

Squatter: How did you get this land?

Landowner: My Father gave it to me.

Squatter how did your father get it?

Landowner: He was given it by his father.

Squatter: How did you Grandfather get it?

Landowner: He fought for it!

Squatter: I'll fight you fer it!

 

[fritowrdo]

I will eat you, Yankee. Deep fried and delicious.

I think you are more worried I will get your pro-nouns wrong.

 

[Irishblooded]

Things that lasted longer than the rebellion by the little brother states

Brad and Jennifer Annistons marriage
Obamas presidency (that one might hurt the most)
The average can of tuna
Ru Paul's drag show

 

[Basement Bias]

North of it sucks ass, and produces shitty football.

Respect the current champs! Go Blue!

 

[Basement Bias]

Remember when the entire aristocracy in France got their fucking heads chopped off? That is their biggest fear and they are doing their damndest to make sure that history doesn't repeat itself once again. You and I both know we have an American aristocracy that needs to get deaded. It's just a matter of time before all of us on the outside looking in (black, white, green, purple, blue, yellow, color doesn't matter) get a bait of their bullshit and go all in. It's inevitable. History shows us that IT WILL HAPPEN.

I'm over the corporatocracy & oligarchy we currently live in. Corporate America can go to hell. We need the days of small towns and mom & pop shops.