Can you dance for a lady?

[lurkeraspect84]

Women only drag guys to the dance floor for one reason. To see your moves.

Can you put on your dance shoes for a shot at some good lovin'?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[Preacherman]

Wife loves dancing....I loathe it. When we have gone out,I let her dance with any dude that approaches just so I don't have to lol

 

[AlaskaGuy]

I used to pay my brother and his gf to take my 1st ex wife out dancing so I could stay home and tie lures in peace.

 

[LSU02]

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[CB3UK]

 

[LSU02]

 

[Perpetual Burn]

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Back in the day, I'd spend time on the floor dancing alone. It was my best move at attracting the one that was gonna insist that I should go home with them that night. I played chess, not checkers.

 

[Preacherman]

My dancing was like a comedy show. If I got those chiks laughing.....I knew I was getting lucky

 

[Tenn"cock]

Women only drag guys to the dance floor for one reason. To see your moves.

Can you put on your dance shoes for a shot at some good lovin'?

It seems like I spent my entire 20's in clubs. I learned early on that if you can dance you dont even need to talk to women... they will follow you around wanting you to dance with them. After working for Arthur Murray's, Fred Astaire's and various other dance studios for 12 years I finally got married and retired from the dance game.

It was hella fun tho.

 

[midcal]

Only dance move I need is the helicopter, but it usually gets me kicked out of the club.

 

[Preacherman]

Only dance move I need is the helicopter, but it usually gets me kicked out of the club.

 

[oldyarddog]

 

[septimusgreen]

I was in an HBCU style marching band for 4 years in HS. Going in, I moved like a white boy. Coming out, ain't no half-steppin'.

 

[midcal]

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Man, I wish I had two rotors.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Man, I wish I had two rotors.

So I got lucky back in the day. Found a crazy chick that decided to take me to her house for the bang bang. I took off my clothes and she laughed, pointed, and said, "Who do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?" I said, "Me motherfucker!"

 

[oldyarddog]

So I got lucky back in the day. Found a crazy chick that decided to take me to her house for the bang bang. I took off my clothes and she laughed, pointed, and said, "Who do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?" I said, "Me motherfucker!"

When they complain about finishing before them i always say, we were both given the same amount of time, i just made better use of mine.

 

[Copejunkie]

When they complain about finishing before them i always say, we were both given the same amount of time, i just made better use of mine.

Can I have permission to steal this?