Average American vs. “Poor” American

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I’ve got about 30 Mexican dudes on my project. You’d be amazed at the deliciousness those guys can whip up with a map gas torch, a conduit bender, and a few scraps of sheet metal. Occasionally the coffee maker gets used for other types of food prep, and I’ve even seen a topping compound paddle mixer get put to use at break time. Those guys can get pretty creative when they need to. Every day is a pot luck.
 
I can’t think of any straight single men that I have ever known who had an ironing board. I did have an iron, but all it got used for was waxing skis and laminating edge banding veneer onto the endgrain of plywood. And I did try to make a grilled cheese with it once, like Michael Keaton in Mr Mom.
I had one when I was single. Pressed shirts are important on a date.
 
I had one when I was single. Pressed shirts are important on a date.
Any chick that would expect me to iron my own shirt isn’t a chick that I would want to date. They’re supposed to do that sort of thing for us. Besides, it never hurt to seem a little helpless when I was single. Doesn’t matter who you are, every chick is gonna have to find at least a few little things about you that she thinks she can “fix”. Might as well lob them a couple softballs that they can fix by themselves and then feel proud that they made you better in some way.
 
Any chick that would expect me to iron my own shirt isn’t a chick that I would want to date. They’re supposed to do that sort of thing for us. Besides, it never hurt to seem a little helpless when I was single. Doesn’t matter who you are, every chick is gonna have to find at least a few little things about you that she thinks she can “fix”. Might as well lob them a couple softballs that they can fix by themselves and then feel proud that they made you better in some way.
I wasn't looking to date all of them.
 
I’ve got about 30 Mexican dudes on my project. You’d be amazed at the deliciousness those guys can whip up with a map gas torch, a conduit bender, and a few scraps of sheet metal. Occasionally the coffee maker gets used for other types of food prep, and I’ve even seen a topping compound paddle mixer get put to use at break time. Those guys can get pretty creative when they need to. Every day is a pot luck.
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