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You left out "...asking for a friend"

Oh wow, I'm about to go thru a tunnel. I'll have to get back to you.

I feel like to honor the late Dr. Seuss y'all shoulda spelled it "WHOSIERS"

Well now I feel obligated... "Chili ... Beans or no beans?" Asking for a friend.

It brought a tear to my eye when writing it... speaks to the duality of man, don't you think?

This morning is going much better than yesterday. I just put the biscuits in the oven and have sausage patties in the pan and once the sausage is done I am frying eggs in the sausage grease. Coffee is hot and I'll be fat and happy... GOOD MORNING.

I had a guy who worked for me once that got told he was getting a divorce and he lost it and grabbed his chainsaw, started sawing thru the walls of his house yelling "If you want half, I'll give you half!" Yeah the police showed up shortly and gave him a mini vacay for the weekend, all expenses...

Mine is a 2013 F150 witht he 3.5 ltr. 180k miles and I plan on driving it well into my 70's.... or until they figure out it was me that did all those hit and runs.

Welp, woke up and made coffee... went into the fridge to get out some sausage patties and... THERE WAS NONE. I am going to yell at somebody today.

C'mon man, admit it .... a little bit Dabo.

That sounds almost deafening... hope you wear hearing protection when yer runnin that bad boy.

Well give it time, man. Maybe one day you will have a great relationship with her like I do.

della just spends her time waiting on the season to start and saying hello every morning.

Can't hide sophistication.... so classy.

Meh.... I'm old enough so that it would be a 6 packer for her so...

No, really...

I have a nice Makita drill you can borrow if that would help takin those screws out. Good luck, man.