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Never drink the koolaid

Which one is the puss?

Paint yer fingernails. I prefer French Hooker Red! I wish I could

Did you keep your old truck?

Paint yer fingernails. I prefer French Hooker Red!

I cut my own hair too. Last time I knicked my shaft……I about passed out

Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching tv. Read the Bible!

Does the Earth shake?

IDE pretend my penis was a cigarette if it was long enough

Who’s cooking?

You can say that again

I get mine forgiven daily. Nothing like starting with a fresh clean slate every morning!

Sinners are beginning to show up. The temperature is rising fast

Ide like this multiple times if I could my friend. You won’t regret it

I have a 08 Dodge Ram I bought brand new for 39k. It’s the BigHorn edition so it had most decent options but not alol the luxury crap. It’s Cummin 6.9 with a 5 speed manual transmission……..it’s been trouble free with the exception of a clutch replacement (my son in laws fault….that’s what I get...

I prayed for you. Jesus said “Ha….try again,” I then tried with my magic 8-ball……it’s not lookin good

No man or tranny porn. I’ll send you straight to Hell for that!

I can’t help with Collective Sexual Bargaining. I CAN help you be a normal, God fearing, straight hetero though Jesus!

Yeah …kinda. I take you as being more Nordic though. The sexual tension between you 2 is something to behold.

Is AK your boyfriend? No judgement here….