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I almost felt sorry for them against The Beavers.

As much as I hate Ole Miss, they take their tailgating very seriously albeit in a very douchey way. Fine China and having their food catered by the help.

There are two types of LSU fans… Tigers (optimists and realists) and Negatigers (the sky is falling! Fire the coach now!) We’re our own biggest rival. I can’t even do home boards anymore.

I thought it was “champin’ til we ain’t Jawja”. I’m probably missing an inside joke here. I’ll do a lap.

Ugh! Not to mention Barack Hussein cockblocked exploration up here on his watch. We know it better than most but let’s fucking drill!!! Let the rest of the world fight over the scraps. We know what we’re sitting on! Tomorrow can’t come soon enough!

They ran with the single image of an emaciated polar bear that got stranded floating in the ocean saying all the polar bears were suffering the same fate for years. Polar bear numbers are better than ever. Just like the caribou herds in ANWR are thriving! Fuck the bullshit and drill! Drill drill...

I can’t totally hate the man. He put LSU football back on the map after like 50 years but watching him buttfuck us sans lube repeatedly as your coach was a tough pill to swallow.

He passed the torch to Kirby and we all know it.

The best dynasty in CFB history. I hated every minute of it but was in awe at the same time. Saban might have lost a marble or three by now at his age.

Real talk. A team has to play a perfect game to barely beat a down Bama by a point or two and then pay $250K fine for storming the field. Right Tennessee? Bama really is that good. Accept your rebuilding year.

Bend the knee!

This is the left… never spanked, never skinned their knees, and clearly parked in front of a tv/device while severely emotionally neglected by their divorced parents. No clue how the world works whatsoever… sad sad.

There are liberals here?

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Works well with my time zone.

Nick Saban puts tomatoes in his gumbo and uses jar roux. Go to Hell Alabama!!!

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I've done worse. Beauty is a light switch away.

Ran across this story earlier and she blew a .157 on the clock. That kinda chick will get blackout and do butt stuff!