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And I’m within striking distance of a clean sweep in pick em. What a weekend.

Dooley is getting fired, bitches. This weekend is the tits. Drinks all around!

From upsetting Alabama a couple years ago to whatever the fuck that was. Oh how the mediocre have fallen.

I hope they all get gonorrhea from a dog.

Only when Couch is offline.

Stupid tends to breed with stupid.

What do they say about advertising your potential felony on the Internet beforehand?

ODD was on the purple board too.

You don’t do it yourself, genius. You get a professional to take care of it and then dispose of the body where it’ll never be found. Someone the cops can’t trace back to you. No body, no crime. It’s like you’ve never killed anyone before, ya fuckin’ virgin.

I expect pink slips to be handed out immediately after the Arkansas game.

The team clearly quit worrying about a bowl game weeks ago.

In what year?

I go just to watch. Grab some of those firework poppers you can throw on the ground and let chaos reign supreme.

Cincy has a more justifiable loss for sure. Other than that neither schedule is all that impressive when compared to the other. Cincy schedule: UCLA 4-7 (W) @ tOSU 11-0 (L) Miami Ohio 7-4 (W) @ Marshall 7-4 (W) UCF 8-3 (W) @ Houston 4-7 (W) Tulsa 3-8 (W) @ ECU 4-7 (W) UConn 2-9 (W) @ USF 4-7...

Cincinnati puts sugar in their chili and slaps it onto a plate of plain spaghetti noodles. Fuck them.

This is why you’re poor.

It doesn’t cost me anything for her to fall down the stairs.

I’d rather throw myself off a bridge than have a child. I’m the star of my show. I ain’t trying to get replaced.

Matt Rhule is about to get a lot of phone calls.