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So I was outside mowing the lawn when I got swarmed by a handful of the little bastards. Immediately I head inside because I’m not fighting a surprise attack. After a while I go back out and investigate to find a hive that had been built in a hole in the ground. A good five or six dozen of the...

Fucking yellow jackets...

I used all of the bleach and gasoline on the yellow jackets outside.

All of the bees have been safely removed and relocated without any casualties. Job well done for the local bee keepers here.

Sounds like you have a stinger problem too.

“Suck it!”

Rolled over and checked my phone. No alarm, no call, no text. What the hell is that noise? I start investigating and find a bumble bee flying around. How’d you get in my house little dude? I follow it. That’s when it leads me to the angry beehive in my basement that I didn’t know was there...

Mizzou: Alabama LSU Georgia Florida Tennessee South Carolina Kentucky Vanderbilt Mississippi State Arkansas Our new coaching staff is about to be baptized with fire.

Whose Cheerios did we piss in?

What football season?

Just call me Frankenstein. By the way, there are stitches inside the ear as well holding the eardrum in place.

I really don’t want to go through this anymore. Twice is enough. Pain levels are still pretty high despite the pain meds. And I’m very dizzy and can’t really walk without assistance. They removed the ear drum to try and clean out scar tissue but the ear canal wasn’t big enough to handle all of...

See you on the other side.

Couple of clots. None are life threatening. Surgery still on as planned.

Longer than I should have.

Pretty gnarly isn’t it? That whole vein is fucked up now.

That’s one of them.