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I am Emperor of the Dumbasses, and we believe you are not impotent or full of semen. Touched in the head? Of course we believe you are!

She’s mine, get your own!

That’s not my mugshot. I didn’t get caught trying to have sex with a traffic cone! I got caught going back for seconds. The story is wrong. She’s a model.

I bet she brought her @Tenn"cock with her!

She couldn’t deal with my level of crazy!

TINP’s house is not a nudist colony! You have to take the good with the bad.

I’m “WOKE” also. I demand to know why women can’t go topless whenever and wherever they want. I understand you might have to witness some flapjacks, trout fillets, 44 longs, bananas in tube socks, grapefruit in tube socks or elongated raisins. Then you see the one with Heavenly Orbes, and it...

Ummmmmm......

It only burns when you pee!

What are you? A Clymedian?

I don’t like it, I don’t like it at all!

F*ckbutts! *uckbutts!!

You’ll feel just a little pressure, but that’s normal!

I always read what you post. Because I love you.

Was this guy in the shower with you when you thought of this thread?

ROLLTIDE! All others are just imitators!

Does that mean you are his favorite?

I bet you smiled, even under the anesthesia.