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It’s where 2 girls lick each other in the honey spot a lot. Then they pretend they are men and strap on a device that gives them a fake penis. After that they do their best scissor impressions. Scissor me timbers that’s some good stuff.

Screw you man. I didn’t have sex with my cousin or my cow. My cousin’s cow? That’s a different story. I named her Vagnaline! I hate your stereotypes. Get it right next time Bub!

Lesbian Porn!

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The Tigers!

I didn’t really show any emotion at my fathers funeral. It was like a year later, as I was driving down the road. Kenny Rogers “Coward of the county” started playing on the radio. It was one of my dads favorite songs. I completely fell to pieces, I had to pull over, and there I sat, on the side...

I have been feeding my dog garlic, onions, rosemary, basil, thyme and barbecue sauce. I’m seasoning him from the inside. Times may get tough.

Well I have been practicing pissing the wife off, for the meet and greet. Now, I won’t be going to the meet and greet, and I still have a pissed off wife. I’m fucked. (or not getting fucked) I’ve cut the grass twice this week and have been hiding out side in my garage. The only reason i’m being...

I got issues, erssues, eressues and myssues. I got a lot of ssues too! That’s what life did to us all! I have a clown car of issues. “Fear the ride, but take it anyway”!

I’m going to report you for Heresy! You take that back, you take that back now!!

I Substitute Busch beer for water. Wouldn’t last at all.

30 minutes.

Be careful up there. Southeastern Alabama is a sunny day.

You could drink everytime Anderson Cooper looks like he’s smelling his own farts.

I don’t have a problem, I have many!

What do you mean “your man”, nagga? You’re my man! You know my nickname for you is “Bottom”. You better come correct!

Having sex with inmates doesn’t mean you have a girlfriend. That just means you like caged pussy. I’ld rather have free range pussy. Although caged pussy likes to fuck porn style.

Where can you buy those stickers?