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Yogurt is cold cum!

@ThereIsNoPlace named my dick Christopher Lane Foote.5

That’s beside the point. I could not do it with those pants on.

You got some nice moves, and poor fashion sense!

Yes! I have pussy control. I can make a pussy do flips and turn inside out. I can get pussy to do my laundry, clean my house and cook my food. I definitely have “P” control.

Gulf Shores meat up!

I’m still trying to catch “mad cow disease”!

My “Fluffa”!

I bet I get some tonight. I hope i’ll get some tonight. Maybe i’ll get some tonight. I’ll probably handle sex manually tonight! Happy Anniversary to me!

My stamina would only allow for 20yds, then i’ld have to turn and fight. No reason for me to run the 20yds. I’ll just stand my ground. I will need all of my stamina for the fight.

Sounds like it’s going to be fun! I’m not sleeping in piles. I’m nobody’s bottom bitch!

Let me piss the wife off on the 16th. Then I can come alone and she won’t miss me for at least 3 days.

I could do the weekend, but my 2 weeks this year are planned.

You lack depth!

Got’em all.

Ugh!

Spicy Nacho Doritos and a Dr Pepper.

Thanks

Chicken Mediera.

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