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Did he talk to you while you finished?

Too poor. Can’t make it.

Yes. Looking at my dick right now.

Nm

Just do what your friends do. Then you’ll be a rebel! Conformity is the new rebellion!

Yeah I got em. H for prep.

Coronahoun County!

Goodnight

Next year, Bama should “Win one for the Giffer!”

Yuck.

Unfortunately, she’ll get passed around like currency. Her nickname will become “Dry Socket”.

I bet when they announced his name, people thought she won barrel racing!

Dirk Pitt? Did he write porn? His wife named Dick Pitt?

I am still sexy as purgatory!

Run in to your bank, straight up to a teller, and in your loudest voice yell. I WANT TO MAKE A DEPOSIT!!!!!!!

I want to be awake for my first time.

I’ld rather give @OldDevilDawg a pickle tickle, than to eat a pickle. I mean give him “The Works” before i’ld touch a pickle.

That’s Rock Cock out front. When he moved his head, he was trying to entice us with a display of limber neck, and a hint of flatulence. It was a memorable victory for “The Hard Rock Pounders”! Rock Cock took on all cumers. He is a legend!

I’m all in! Has he started charging yet? Have you?

I wonder what Stormy Port is doing tonight?