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10. That’s a good dinner.

I think this is Ohio state’s year.

That’s the person who hates his wife?

Nobody lays a finger on my butterfinger. Or you’ll lose that finger.

If they had husband swap it would just be the wife talking and getting the man to do all the chores her husband didn’t do

Is it weird that I actually enjoy drinking pepto bismol? I wish they had it in a non harmful recreational drink.

I don’t know what that is

The new creamy snickers is out 😛

Personal video recordings.

These pants ain’t mine. This car ain’t mine. That’s not my bag. I don’t got nothin illegal on me. I don’t know how that crystal meth got there.

And they could all be singing purple rain and I’d rather watch PVR’s of college basketball

I told someone I know who watches it that they could have Lebron, Obama, and the Queen underneath one suit and I could care less

Preach brother preach

Who watched the uconn Oregon women’s game?

I’m a millennial but I haven’t saved even close to that much

Yeah I drink too much coffee some days but it’s warm so it keeps me warm on cold days.