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Doing big things. I'll catch y'all in the good morning thread.

I'm well versed in pushing the line right up to the limit and if I were, hypothetically, to cross said line, there would be no evidence.

Nope, I'd just send you to the store for more beer and grab you a chair. I can't understand people that want to be mad, but they sure are fun to mess with. Hunting season is right around the corner and I fully plan to clean a deer in front of them.

Good morning folks, how about some Friday morning humor. Y'all might remember me posting about my shitty new neighbors that didn't like my bbq smoke. They like to sit out front in the morning and enjoy their coffee, but not on my watch. I put the smoker in the shade, got rocking on a 9lb...

Good barely morning folks. It's my dad's 71st birthday and he has no idea I just started the coals for a 13lb packer brisket and we'll have fried shrimp, scallops, and boiled peanuts to get us by while the brisket smokes for a small shindig.. My brother and I might have installed some go fast...

I've moved a few classrooms for my mom, her sister, and their friends. The last one was for my mom and took my brother, two trucks, and a 16x8 trailer plus 35 miles. I'd rather deal with a hangry grizzly bear on the rag.

Good morning folks. I'm heading to my late uncle's place out in the sticks for a little get together. I've got my niece with me and she's about to break in her new rig on the fish ponds and maybe the river. Y'all have a good one.

Thus far, three young bucks playing grabass, two big sows with 15-20 piglets, and I went all in on a BBC. Get your minds out of the gutter, that means big black coyote.

You be nice, until it's time not to be nice. I taught that to Dalton, mijo.

Good morning folks. It's shooting light, I've got my pops in a ground blind and I'm on the other side of the block with my pooch. There's a good group of hogs between us, but I'm hoping the 250lb+ sumbitch I've been feeding for years shows up. He's got 4" cutters and is one wicked looking...

As the resident too late for the party guy, I'll allow it. Don't let it happen again though, this thread's not big enough for the two of us and I like to kill things. 😁

Fify Good morning folks. I cooked my folks a big breakfast, went fishing, fillets are bagged, and just beat the rain. Surf and turf tonight, I've got some fine ribeyes.

I have been accused of using dynamic, dastardly, and didactic diction.....dickhead. ;) Good morning folks.

That corn shuckin' feller looks pretty slick, but you disgust me with that orange and blue. :FSU: I hope y'all have a splendiferous time, (yeah I typed that). I've spent a lot of time right there working on paychecks and pu....cats, I'm a cat person. How's the beach look? I have a lot of time...

Good morning folks. My bro is almost here with our Ellie Mae to help us trail a hog The rain has nearly quit but I doubt we'll find it. Meat and bone is damn near always a non fatal shoulder wound and this guy has literally missed deer from 10 yards. This was some weird shit earlier. Sun...

I can hear my pops rustling around and taking his medicine. Coffee is a brewin', I'm getting a dump out of him before we hit the road. Damn kids.

Good morning folks. About 2hrs until I wake up my mom and dad to hog hunt. Breakfast and coffee are ready to rock, cooler's loaded, and they don't even know we're going. I've got two groups of pigs on three spots in the last hour and the RazzlDazzl house could use some sausage. I'm an insomniac...

Good morning folks. I didn't beat you old farts up, I'm just ornery enough to have not gone down. I remember a thread about some asshole new neighbors. I have it from the highest authority that after said neighbors called the popo for someone drunk, shirtless, waving guns, (cleaning them in the...

My mom caught me once and I got the mom version of a dad saying I'm not mad, just disappointed, she just said you shouldn't do that. I told her she should knock before she barges through the door of her teenage son when his girlfriend has been out of town for a week. Thank gog I had a tall...

Lucky you. I'm using voice commands on my phone because I went blind. Gooooooood morning wood folks. Edit: Happy time pushed my post past noon.