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The funny part is that popped up on my predictive text when I got to rena on a refurbished phone and I've never typed that word with it. I payed no attention, apparently my phone wasn't completely wiped. One of life's little joys is when someone makes a spelling/grammatical error while...

Sitting on a bean bag chair, eating Cheetos, watching Spongebob. Why?

Goods morgin forlks. Hows hag corn noone calleded my in on thing? Thinks use alls was friends.

So, you have seen both too. Another modern day renicance man.

When people said stupid shit or asked dummy questions on the offroad forum I was on for years, joined when I was 13, the running joke was to ignore them and post, I guess it's Tuesday.

You mean one of those places where you permanently hang the do not disturb sign, no turntable in the microwave, you have to fix the toilet, get approached constantly by drug dealers and prostitutes, and yelled at by the police trying to tell them where the bad guy went that just bumped into you...

You're on the right path, this exercise was meant to be difficult. Rocket Man was playing when it happened.

Be creative duuude. Like, ya know, watching clouds with your buds and pontificating what they look like. Man look, it's a majestic eagle with its wings back. Naw bro, it's Cheif Osceola's spear, and puff puff pass, you're totally hogging that hog leg.

Dude, I got woke!

Good not quite morning folks. Got me a new tattoo pulling out a truck last night. Y'all tell me what it doesn't look like.

Didn't I say quit laughing? The youngins are about to get their hormone blockers then my buddy and I are retiring to our safe space to binge watch Will and Grace. I love redheads but the fat chick is funnier, and those dark haired fellas make it move.

Don't laugh you bigots, the horns the drag queens wore were stunning, brave, and beautiful. Screw DeathSantis, I'm moving to California, Gavine Newsome 2024!

Good morning folks. Just got the fish cleaned, my buddy and I did not exceed the limit on trout and the redfish were slot sized. We're about to grab some Starbucks iced lattes and take the kids to drag queen story time at the library.

Didn't take any pictures when I was done, admonish me, my phone decides when it wants to charge, but after I hit them with the glaze they had a gorgeous mahogany color. Not falling off the bone, just tender enough to pull cleanly from the bone, great smoke flavor. I wouldn't call myself a...

Big pig 5 hrs then 7 hours since he was on the hoof. I used a pretty simple rub, busted up some praline pecans and hit 'em with that, Hurricane Michael oak that just fell, my mom's pear/peach jam from the trees my late uncle planted for her. Still a few minutes left, happy Independence Day!

You sound like someone that occasionally wears orange clothing. I always took you for a Roman Candle fight type of guy, (sorry if I misgendered you). In all seriousness folks, fireworks are to be shown ultimate respect. I joke about getting hosed and lighting them off, but that's it, a joke...

I remember being over at my parents' friends house and two kids said they couldn't play because they weren't allowed to get dirty. I was so confused. That backyard had a mini version of an elementary school playground. A stick or shovel, water hose, plastic truck, and I was gold. I'm 35, am I...

I like you, but my money is on the sharper of the peckerheads.

You skipped tool box you could live out of with an air compressor, tools for damn near any need, extra clothes/boots, tire kit, jumper box and cables, food, drinking water/engine coolant, spare belt, spare unit bearing, u-joint, and cv axle, fuses, fluid for everything, a few knives that can do...

Resident Florida man checking in.We had to do today on the 2nd. Cousins, brothers, beer, bud, 104 mortars and not a single hair was singed. We are responsible Rednecks, one of which can snipe a pie plate at 60yards with a Roman Candle.