Step 1 - kick the boss in the nads and make him your bitch.
Step 2 - take the truck down to your local MLK Boulevard and leave it parked over the weekend with the keys hanging out of the drivers side door.
You're welcome...
Since you're new, I need to ask you a few admission questions:
- Complete the sentence, "Auburn ______________"
- Can a plane take off from a treadmill?
- Beans in Chili?