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I think they mean that’s what it’s worth after they slice it up and sell it to 15 different customers. Like how they always give the street value after a drug bust.

Wtf? Took them right out of the pit? What are you gonna do with that much meat? I would think it’s too late to freeze it, it would be too obvious trying to sell it out of the trunk of the car, and even a Mexican family isn’t big enough to put away 20 briskets.

SNDL is the stock symbol for Sundial Growers. It’s a cheap weed stock that briefly did well during the GameStop/AMC meme stock thing. KO is the stock symbol for Coca Cola.

Used to be very into off-roading, but then I kinda switched to sports cars. Been a while since I’ve had a good off road rig, but I got a new Bronco about five months ago and since then I’ve been beating on it pretty hard. Mostly rock crawling kind of stuff at a nearby OHV park. Did some high...

Going along with the theme of children’s cereals, I’ll go with cinnamon toast crunch and Apple Jacks along with cap‘n crunch that ag already mentioned.

I voted for steak and potatoes, but biscuits and gravy deserves to be on the list.

I’m a little old for that shit now, but I’d like to try it.

How’s granny’s tree trimming game?

He’s a French Mastiff and he’s very strong. Sometimes it takes two people to hold him while a third grinds his claws with a dremel. Usually two people can do it though.

If she cleaned the house and did all the laundry, I might be able to get my wife on board. Hell, if I could find one that does yard work and would trim the dog’s toenails, maybe we could get two.

My wife and I used to laugh at our daughter when she would lick water off the concrete patio pretending to be like the dogs.

First time I’ve had it. It was a fat pile of nothing. I’ve had colds worse than this. I felt shitty for a day with a fever, then just a stuffy nose for the next two days. It hasn’t stopped me from drinking, I just don’t want to go out drinking in public til I test negative. My daughter tested...

I’m on the tail end of Covid right now, hoping for a negative test so I can go out and get drunk.

Jesus Christ! What kind of a twat runs his mouth like this and then PMs me to tell me that you’re only playing around? Is that your way of trying to save face with your little message board buddies and then privately raising the white flag? Grow the fck up. And why would you bother “following”...

I thought I got pretty close. Nothing came up when I searched for (queer emo emoji with a beard). Makes sense though, bearded emos are like unicorns. Most grow out of that phase before they can grow facial hair.

Hopefully Ewers plays two years and declares for the draft, and Manning redshirts his freshman year. Realistically, they will both suck, because they’re at Texas.

Chris Simms never really had to compete, his name won him the job. He was a better qb on paper, but Major was a winner, and Simms had no heart.

Well done. You can count higher than I thought you could.