Just because you two omitting the dick pics in the exchange doesn't mean the rest of us aren't fully aware there was most definitely dick pics shared between the two of you.
I've found that splash directly correlates to how much alcohol was consumed or is it the first piss of the day.
If you splash at work, you may be an alcoholic.
In all honesty, if you want to prop your board up on the shoulders of that loser then you deserve your outdated dumbass Yahoo demise.
In the words of Coach O, fuck dem.