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  1. Selkies ftw

    LNC??

    Fuckin sinkhole opened up on the highway just a few miles from my house and totally fucked the road up. 4 lanes closed indefinitely between Huntsville and Arab. Thankfully I don’t usually have much reason to ever go that direction but I can’t imagine the pain this will cause thousands that...
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    Burgers, Chicken and Fries, oh my

    Chick Fil A for both fries and chicken. Five guys for burgers.
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    Debut of The XFL

    Caught the second half of the earlier game today. Watched bum ass Aaron Murray throw a couple picks and look like trash for the most part. I hope this League lasts.
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    Hard Times and Strong Men

    Well shit just have some antivenin nearby and have one bite you. But they are mean as hell and will bite you about as many times as it can, though it will ‘dry bite’ around half the time meaning it won’t inject venom. An arachnophobes worst nightmare.
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    Hard Times and Strong Men

    It would be the most painful thing you’ve ever experienced. Like your skin will tear if you don’t get to a hospital. It’s got a neurotoxin that just goes to town on your nervous system. It tricks your brain into sending pain signals to muscles all over your body. Respiratory failure will kick in...
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    Hard Times and Strong Men

    So does a bite from a Brazilian wandering spider. The venom has a component that causes painful and long last priapism in men. In most cases it results in impotence. They’ve studied using that component of the venom in ED meds but idk what has come of that. Pro tip, don’t go to Brazil. In fact...
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    Biggest Bullshit Lie

    I was when I first got out of school but having no kids/wife and now quitting smoking cigs has helped tremendously.
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    Biggest Bullshit Lie

    I managed to finish my bachelors with no debt but I sure as fuck don’t have no 100 g’s saved up lol
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    Sick of

    I can’t escape from all these damn Bloomberg ads. They play on every commercial break and before most YouTube videos. Very annoying.
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    Hot Sauce

    I remember the good days of putting hot sauce on everything before i developed a hiatal hernia that brought on GERD. Now at best I can enjoy the rare basket of mild wings, anything more and I’ll be shitting and breathing fire for literally days at a time.
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    Tacos

    Not really a tacos guy but I do love me some Taco Mama.
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    ***NFL Championship Sunday****

    Chiefs gonna win it all. That offense just has too much talent.
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    ***Plus-One Bowl: Clemson 25 Vs. LSU 42 - FINAL***

    Lol his foot never got down
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    What was your dinner tonight.

    Can’t say that I’ve ever been there.
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    What was your dinner tonight.

    Hell yeah im down as long as i don’t have anything too important interfering.
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    What was your dinner tonight.

    El Vaquero, it’s a newer place out in front of Home Depot in south Huntsville. Been many times since it opened and have never been disappointed.
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    What was your dinner tonight.

    Went and met my dad at a Mexican place for dinner tonight, the food is always fire there.
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    Morning, ladies and gents, and those in b/w

    Over two months now with no tobacco and very limited caffeine. Feelsgood.jpg
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    What was your dinner tonight.

    Threw some rub and sauce on some chicken breasts and grilled it with some corn and asparagus. Cheap, easy, and quick.
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