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My Mom died at 78 after she quit drinking and smoking. Her oldest sister still smokes and drinks. She just celebrated her 90th birthday. All of us need to quit listening to the medical industrial complex and learn how to live until we die. Age with grace and humility. Pass your wisdom on to...

I will not give a damn what kills me. My goal for the last 50 years has been to hit that brick wall going wide open.

Being Grandpa requires having a brain.

Dumbass. Now you got to find another vice to ease your brain into dealing with the stupid in today's world. Whatever you find is gonna be more expensive.

Everyone that ever told me I should quit got the same response. "Do you want me to kill myself slowly or would you prefer I kill everybody around me right now?"

It's about fucking time. Both got fucked by MLB. Did Rose bet on baseball, emphatically, yes. Did he bet on his own team? Absolutely....the investigation proved it. The investigation also proved he always bet on his team to win. That ain't cheating, that's belief in yourself and your team.

Wayne's like......"Awww fuck it. Blame me, I don't give a shit."

Being close to The Pope is as close as one can get to being close to God, on earth, right?