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Its poetry right? It don't have to rhyme... ...all you need is thought and some time So give this the old college try.... ....express yourself, you might even cry. Soundoff has died without even a warning... ....now we are stuck with just saying good morning. All of a sudden, an influx of...

That fucker needs Jesus!

Is there any screening process? Drug tests? Personality checks and balances? You can’t just welcome every kiddie diddler, tranny, cross dressing, libturd, slimeball, troll, midget, dwarf, or any other unGodly psyco. Shouldn’t there be standards? I already have my work cut out just saving the...

I went to Walmart this morning, my normal weekend grocery run. I was in a fine mood, you know…..rainbows and unicorns and shit. I grab a cart and get about 15 feet inside the main door and the right rear wheel locks up. No biggie, I go back and grab another cart…..which as I push it, the right...

What really happened when the SO purge took place? I see it mentioned at times but there seems to be vague recollections that I read. It would be nice to know what is correct versus what is bullshit. Anyone care to elaborate? Feel free to tell me to fuck off if not.

Now, I must pray for all you sinners and hope you turn to God before he lays waste to this world. If you need help, I am here for you. I will listen to your repentance with little to no judgement. I am allowed,by Jesus, to tell you that you may be an idiot or a dumb mother fucker for the...

Have you found Jesus yet? Don’t be afraid to accept Him as your lord a Savior……all your wickedness will truly be forgiven….Well, except for that Black Corn bastard from Nebby, no hope for that rotten bastard.

I’m not seeing 10 threads a day from him/he/his anymore.

Come on man…….he was good for 10 a day.

He is our only hope. Lets go Brandon!

If my credit card info gets exposed, each of you owe me $2500. I don’t take checks....cash only.

It’s become insane over there with the new leftist mods. You can’t have any conversation over there without someone getting offended and reporting you.......only to be banned for some of the dumbest shit ever. Fuck them and their wokeness. People should be able to agree....to disagree and not...

You know......the one that starts 6 threads a day and talks to himself :LOL:

I went into SO this morning and read a 20+ page thread about some of you. It’s seems they think this is a place for old people and has been’s. A few of you seem to be missed over there but it’s seems the consensus is this is a place to slowly die into oblivion. So my question is......What type...

We need some of you to post your good looking faces to attract women, but everyone is fucking old or ugly or BOTH so that’s out. Show your charming personalities? Yeah, that’s out too. This could be hopeless unless you guys can come up with something brilliant. I’m doing my best here...

I tell her that if zombie stripper chicks start showing up, I should get a free pass to have sex with them. She said it would be cheating so no dice. I say it can’t be cheating cause they are......well, DEAD! Amiright!?

They be like......

When you don’t realize you just put shaving cream on your toothbrush until AFTER you stick it in your mouth. I was like...