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  1. Preacherman

    What Up my people!

    Have you found Jesus yet? Don’t be afraid to accept Him as your lord a Savior……all your wickedness will truly be forgiven….Well, except for that Black Corn bastard from Nebby, no hope for that rotten bastard.
  2. Preacherman

    Did TINP take his ball and go home?

    I’m not seeing 10 threads a day from him/he/his anymore.
  3. Preacherman

    Where is all the TINP threads?

    Come on man…….he was good for 10 a day.
  4. Preacherman

    I got a expired certificate warning trying to get here.

    If my credit card info gets exposed, each of you owe me $2500. I don’t take checks....cash only.
  5. Preacherman

    Where is the nutty nebby?

    You know......the one that starts 6 threads a day and talks to himself :LOL:
  6. Preacherman

    I’ve been pondering again

    I went into SO this morning and read a 20+ page thread about some of you. It’s seems they think this is a place for old people and has been’s. A few of you seem to be missed over there but it’s seems the consensus is this is a place to slowly die into oblivion. So my question is......What type...
  7. Preacherman

    We definitely need more posters of the female persuasion here because the sausage fest is making me nervous.

    We need some of you to post your good looking faces to attract women, but everyone is fucking old or ugly or BOTH so that’s out. Show your charming personalities? Yeah, that’s out too. This could be hopeless unless you guys can come up with something brilliant. I’m doing my best here...
  8. Preacherman

    Me and the ol lady have been having a discussion about a zombie apocalypse......

    I tell her that if zombie stripper chicks start showing up, I should get a free pass to have sex with them. She said it would be cheating so no dice. I say it can’t be cheating cause they are......well, DEAD! Amiright!?
  9. Preacherman

    What happened to Bamagrad and Tidergirl?

    They be like......
  10. Preacherman

    You know it’s going to be a long day...

    When you don’t realize you just put shaving cream on your toothbrush until AFTER you stick it in your mouth. I was like...
  11. Preacherman

    So how is the whole staying at home with the family working for you?

    When this started 2 weeks later.... I think at the moment we are secretly planning each others demise.
  12. Preacherman

    Pick 1 or more posters and give them a SuperHero name

    Base your name on what impression you have of that person whether it be by their posts or by personal experience. I have to go with TINP. Sexual innuendos in most, if not all threads. Good personality and witty. Has some fire if provoked, loves Nebraska. :unsure: Its just obvious to me that...
  13. Preacherman

    Truth Time 2

    After the last week of certain events I have to admit........I have performed exorcisms. It seems there may be a need. Please be patient and let me perform my work!
  14. Preacherman

    Strange dreams

    Most of the time we don’t remember dreams. I had a dream last night that I was in a commercial plane that exploded midair. I remember that I was alive and falling at terminal velocity straight to the ground. I also remember during that fall the wind and cold I felt, and realizing that I was...
  15. Preacherman

    Well?

  16. Preacherman

    On this Christmas Eve...let’s not forget why we celebrate.

    It’s not about the gifts whether giving or receiving. Its about the birth of our savior Jesus Christ. His soul purpose was to provide a gateway to Heaven through Him to our Heavenly Father. He who believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life! Believe it or not ....He Lives...
  17. Preacherman

    Where are the female posters at?

    Did you male chauvinist pigs run them all off? I have only seen one chik here lately and she obviously likes the abuse 🤭 . I’m all for pimp slapping a ho every once in a while but this is going to be a pure sausagefest if we don’t become kinder to our female counterparts. You guys need to put...
  18. Preacherman

    Sunday’s sermon.......Forgiveness.

    Forgiveness is Devine! Put aside your petty differences and forgive those that have trespassed against you. Have you been led down the wrong path? Have you felt anguished and depressed after visiting a message board? Have you been harassed by some internet thug? Let me show you how forgiveness...
  19. Preacherman

    So why is it that some of you float?

    I see many of you on SO also. What about that whole loyalty thing everyone talks about? I can’t chase you sinners all over the net.
  20. Preacherman

    The LORD works in mysterious ways

    Do I understand why He allowed my Sooners to get ass raped by effing K State? HELL NO! But I must accept the path He has laid before us and trust in HIM. HE will never abandon us, even in our worst moments although it may seem that way at times. There is lessons to be learned in these forgetful...
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