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  1. mizzoufalcon

    Eat it, Barry.

    Eat a big, fat dick.
  2. mizzoufalcon

    Here’s some recovery pictures for you guys

    I think I blew the IV again.
  3. mizzoufalcon

    Ah shit, here we go again.

    I’ll be having surgery this coming Tuesday. They are inserting a stent and removing some damaged veins to hopefully take care of a blood clot issue that has been causing problems for me lately. Anesthesia is a bit of a concern as my breathing tube failed last time and I had to be intubated with...
  4. mizzoufalcon

    This year is so much fun

    The ear is healing fairly well. The bone behind it and the outer ear are still sensitive to the touch and I get waves of pain but that will last for months as the nerves heal. In other news, after a couple of ultrasounds they have decided that another surgery is my best option in terms of...
  5. mizzoufalcon

    Multiple Vandy players opt out

    Maybe this means we’ll actually beat them this year. *cough* Fuck you Odom and Dooley *cough*
  6. mizzoufalcon

    Woke up to a buzzing noise

    Rolled over and checked my phone. No alarm, no call, no text. What the hell is that noise? I start investigating and find a bumble bee flying around. How’d you get in my house little dude? I follow it. That’s when it leads me to the angry beehive in my basement that I didn’t know was there...
  7. mizzoufalcon

    Ow

    I really don’t want to go through this anymore. Twice is enough. Pain levels are still pretty high despite the pain meds. And I’m very dizzy and can’t really walk without assistance. They removed the ear drum to try and clean out scar tissue but the ear canal wasn’t big enough to handle all of...
  8. mizzoufalcon

    Today’s the day

    See you on the other side.
  9. mizzoufalcon

    Going in for more tests tomorrow

    I’ve had some setbacks with the health the last few months. Lots of bloodwork done but so far no answers. I’m rapidly losing weight and I’ve lost my hearing again. Hopefully I’ll know more tomorrow.
  10. mizzoufalcon

    Are we 100% sure the Mayans didn’t just suck at math?

    -Australia catches fire -WW3 almost starts with Iran and North Korea -Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash -Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski leave the Patriots -Trump impeached -Surprise virus gives Earth an RKO outta nowhere -All sports canceled -The world gets put into quarantine -Kim Jong Un...
  11. mizzoufalcon

    Doctor ordered quarantine: Day 12

  12. mizzoufalcon

    Hola, bitches

    I’m aware I’ve been tagged multiple times. There’s a lot going on right now. I’ve had some setbacks with the ear and could be staring down another major surgery in the next few months if this new treatment doesn’t work. In addition, there has been some other stuff going on that I won’t be...
  13. mizzoufalcon

    SEC Teams receive their final season grades

    I am triggered.
  14. mizzoufalcon

    Heading down to Florida for the next week

    Going to watch Alabama-Michigan. If I die, Florida fans most certainly did it and Mizzou should be awarded the SEC East title next season in my honor. Also the Alabama fans probably covered for them so Mizzou should be given the SEC championship and a spot in the playoff as well.
  15. mizzoufalcon

    I MISSED IT BY ONE POINT

    I was one point away from a clean sweep in pick em this year.
  16. mizzoufalcon

    tOfficial Mizzou Coaching Search Thread

    Who will it be? And how disappointed will I be when they announce it? Make your predictions now.
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