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I've been getting my flowers from the cemetery for years now. Usually a good selection and easy on the wallet 😉
I don't buy flowers, except on rare occasions. When me and my wife had been married for a couple of months, she had to work 2nd shift for a couple of months while I was on graveyard. I decided one Tuesday to surprise her and she woke up to a filet mignon and a dozen roses. I got in trouble for that. "What did you do to feel so guilty?" Not a damned thing and I promise we will not have this misunderstanding again".