Yall picked the wrong old man to car jack

[BlkSabbath74]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1471356501470154754

 

[Hard2Bluff]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1471356501470154754

Wish he had lit a match!

 

[PSUTE]

I love happy endings!!!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1471356501470154754

"THERE GOES MY HERO! WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!"

 

[Fishin-4-a-Livin]

So how nervous would you be if you were a walking napalm bomb?

 

[Copejunkie]

Wish he had lit a match!

That would have been great except for the fact he got gas on his car too. He would have done all that spraying for nothing unfortunately.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

That would have been great except for the fact he got gas on his car too. He would have done all that spraying for nothing unfortunately.

You act like that is a bad thing? Jump on the hand grenade !JK... hope he would have lit it and ducked for cover lol

 

[Copejunkie]

You act like that is a bad thing? JK... hope he would have lit it and ducked for cover lol

Hell it could have been worth it, he might have done society a favor.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Hell it could have been worth it, he might have done society a favor.

He is old enough to take out some bastards without regrets. Unfortunately the media would call him a terrorist and put the funerals on live TV...

 

[fritowrdo]

I wonder what he did to offend them.

He should have asked them what he did wrong before spraying them with gasoline.

 

[oldyarddog]

He is old enough to take out some bastards without regrets. Unfortunately the media would call him a terrorist and put the funerals on live TV...

and the only photos of the suspects would be their kindergarten pictures.

 

[MarineUKFan]

I wonder what he did to offend them.

He should have asked them what he did wrong before spraying them with gasoline.

He shoulda fired up his Zippo in front of that nozzle before he commenced to spraying......

 

[fritowrdo]

He shoulda fired up his Zippo in front of that nozzle before he commenced to spraying......

But shouldn't he have asked what he did wrong first before moving towards violence?

 

[MarineUKFan]

But shouldn't he have asked what he did wrong first before moving towards violence?

He coulda just said "me so sorry" as he did it. Bases covered.

 

[fritowrdo]

He coulda just said "me so sorry" as he did it. Bases covered.

That would cover it.

 

[CouchOnFire]

"THERE GOES MY HERO! WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!"

Coming through on the 26th and 27th, then to Phoenix on the night of the 27th. I'll have two 12 year old twins, so it'll be boring.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Wish he had lit a match!

I was going to say I'd have lit my whole pack of smokes and tossed it at them.

There would likely be some lead poisoning as well, but I'm no Fauci, so I don't know the science on how that would play out.

 

[Toadman005]

Heh.