Who would guess this could happen?

[RuffledFeathers]

Chicken is delicious. If you disagree, you're doing it wrong.

Good grief, a ball licker giving advice on what tastes good.

 

[txTIGER1963]

did she run around like a chicken?

 

[midcal]

It’s not the roosters that are dangerous, I blame it on the irresponsible rooster owners.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

It’s not the roosters that are dangerous, I blame it on the irresponsible rooster owners.

no... it's the roosters. Them sob's can be mean as hell.

 

[midcal]

no... it's the roosters. Them sob's can be mean as hell.

I’ve never been attacked by a rooster, but I’ve been attacked by a goose. I hate those fuckers. Any bird that comes at me gets drop kicked now.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I’ve never been attacked by a rooster, but I’ve been attacked by a goose. I hate those fuckers. Any bird that comes at me gets drop kicked now.

Geese can be mean as hell also, and when the bastards nip you can leave a blood blister. Saw a guy get his ass kicked by a Swan one time on the golf course. I laughed so hard I cried and almost pissed myself. The swans had a nest close to the fairway by a water hazard and he got too close.

 

[midcal]

Geese can be mean as hell also, and when the bastards nip you can leave a blood blister. Saw a guy get his ass kicked by a Swan one time on the golf course. I laughed so hard I cried and almost pissed myself. The swans had a nest close to the fairway by a water hazard and he got too close.

One of my aunt’s geese left a bruise the size of a softball on my ass cheek when I was about 5. I’ve chased a few off the golf course...club swingin’. I should have hit it, would have been the only birdie I got all day.

 

[LSU02]

I’ve never been attacked by a rooster, but I’ve been attacked by a goose. I hate those fuckers. Any bird that comes at me gets drop kicked now.

Australian swans have been the most aggressive water fowl I've been near.....

 

[midcal]

Australian swans have been the most aggressive water fowl I've been near.....

Never seen one, but I’ll add it to the list of birds I hate.

 

[LSU02]

Never seen one, but I’ll add it to the list of birds I hate.

Black Swan, with a red beak/bill...... had a client with a large pond and had two of them..... those things would stalk you like gators.....

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Black Swan, with a red beak/bill...... had a client with a large pond and had two of them..... those things would stalk you like gators.....

Like these?

 

[LSU02]

Like these?

Yep... I had beak marks on my boots everytime I went to that site..... it was a beautiful estate to walk, unless you got close to the pond..... bout a foot or 2 dropoff from the seawall top to the surface of the water, but those two demon birds would make sure you knew they were there.....

 

[midcal]

Like these?

I think I’d go with my 60 degree wedge.

 

[LSU02]

I think I’d go with my 60 degree wedge.

There's a good "kill em' and make a sand-wedge" joke in there somewhere....

 

[Nod4Eight]

them points are settin
way up firm n high -

way up firm and high

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Good grief, a ball licker giving advice on what tastes good.

My balls tastes exquisite, you jealous?

 

[TechRaiderRider]

way up firm and high

and out past the cornfields
where the woods get heavy -

 

[Rod Ban4lyfe Dangerfield]

Rooster pecked woman to death in 'rare' attack, report says

The rooster delivered a fatal strike to one of the woman's varicose veins.

www.foxnews.com

Ban assault roosters

GO COCKS!