Oh My God!

[CainSC]

I just bought a Marie Callender's chicken pot pie. Reading the directions it says i need an 1100w microwave. Mine is only 1000w. Wtf am I supposed to do now?

 

[_rolltideroll_]

Triple the cook time and you should be good. Either that or burn down the house, and get a new microwave.

 

[LSU02]

I just bought a Marie Callender's chicken pot pie. Reading the directions it says i need an 1100w microwave. Mine is only 1000w. Wtf am I supposed to do now?

Cover it with tinfoil.... that will help keep in the heat....

 

[catlanta33]

Cover it with tinfoil.... that will help keep in the heat....

That works for drying out cell phones too.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Strip the hot and ground wires of the microwave and hook up the clamps from a vehicle battery charger.

Use the jump start position if the crust is not sufficiently crispy.

 

[LSU02]

That works for drying out cell phones too.

Good to know... I tried throwing them in a bowl of rice krispies but it just didn't seem to work...

 

[catlanta33]

Good to know... I tried throwing them in a bowl of rice krispies but it just didn't seem to work...

You're supposed to wrap the phone THEN cover with rice krispies. The vulcan heat trap it creates photosynthesis with the drying agent of the rice krispies. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Good to know... I tried throwing them in a bowl of rice krispies but it just didn't seem to work...

Dummy. You need a zip lock and uncooked cajun rice.

 

[LSU02]

You're supposed to wrap the phone THEN cover with rice krispies. The vulcan heat trap it creates photosynthesis with the drying agent of the rice krispies. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[LSU02]

Dummy. You need a zip lock and uncooked cajun rice.

Should I throw in some Zatarains?

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Should I throw in some Zatarains?

Always a good choice!

 

[CainSC]

I ate it. This might be my last post.

 

[LSU02]

I ate it. This might be my last post.

Just aim in the general direction of the toilet.... you should be aiiiight then.....

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Just aim in the general direction of the toilet.... you should be aiiiight then.....

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Should I throw in some Zatarains?

Mix it 50:50 with Old Bay. Within an hour you'll be able to tariff China from the toilet.

 

[LSU02]

Mix it 50:50 with Old Bay. Within an hour you'll be able to tariff China from the toilet.

I'm able to do that normally..... I'm thinking I should be able to knock out some asteroid threats with that combo!

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I'm able to do that normally..... I'm thinking I should be able to knock out some asteroid threats with that combo!

Just don't light a match!

 

[LSU02]

Just don't light a match!

Booster, stage 2.....

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I ate it. This might be my last post.

i'd suggest you disinfect yer innerds
with a fifth of bourbon -

 

[CainSC]

i'd suggest you disinfect yer innerds
with a fifth of bourbon -

I'm no gentleman but I have a fifth of it that should do the trick.