Morning, ladies and gents, and those in b/w

[RTR...USN (ret)]

He happens to be off today as well. I still haven't made it back. I'm eating by myself. Hmm still debating on killing g him. Well not debating that fact. Debating on how. Quick and easy or slow and cruel?

RIP.

 

[Tidergirl]

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RIP.

I'm betting his little chicken shit butt isnt home when i get there. If he is he best be doing chores. Bc I told everyone, momma is off Friday im not doing a damn thing today. I got 6 more off days after today. I'll have my momma duties done. One of those momma duties will not involve Mr. SHHHH I can guarantee that. Lol

 

[TechRaiderRider]

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I'm betting his little chicken shit butt isnt home when i get there. If he is he best be doing chores. Bc I told everyone, momma is off Friday im not doing a damn thing today. I got 6 more off days after today. I'll have my momma duties done. One of those momma duties will not involve Mr. SHHHH I can guarantee that. Lol

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

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[oldyarddog]

I was just going to ask if he has a death wish

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I was just going to ask if he has a death wish

She's already sharpening an ice pick. Glad it's not me!

 

[oldyarddog]

I’m afraid of collateral damage. I may have to go hide in another thread for a while.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I’m afraid of collateral damage. I may have to go hide in another thread for a while.

It won't do any good. A pissed off woman does better research than the FBI, CIA, NSA, and ATF combined.

 

[oldyarddog]

It won't do any good. A pissed off woman does better research than the FBI, CIA, NSA, and ATF combined.

Then I’m going with the “I was asleep on my bunk” defense.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

When was the last time you told your SO to "shhhh" when it was uncalled for? If i was being a grade A bitch, okay ill let it slide.

Long term girlfriend about 10 years ago. I had worked my ass to the bone the day before after class and had to do so again this day, put off sexy time, and woke up to a good old fashioned the next day.

I changed my tune quickly.

 

[ALADAMYA]

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I'm betting his little chicken shit butt isnt home when i get there. If he is he best be doing chores. Bc I told everyone, momma is off Friday im not doing a damn thing today. I got 6 more off days after today. I'll have my momma duties done. One of those momma duties will not involve Mr. SHHHH I can guarantee that. Lol

 

[RazzlDazzl]

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I'm betting his little chicken shit butt isnt home when i get there. If he is he best be doing chores. Bc I told everyone, momma is off Friday im not doing a damn thing today. I got 6 more off days after today. I'll have my momma duties done. One of those momma duties will not involve Mr. SHHHH I can guarantee that. Lol

You better have him worn the hell out, asking for a sammich, bottle of water, and a beer......then bringing you breakfast wherever y'all wind up.

 

[Tidergirl]

This^^^

 

[Tidergirl]

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Reported, on my shit list permanently, i will unhealthy stalk you, burn your house down, and all your friends houses down , kick your neighbors dog, and kill thier pet rabbits and after that will be cool. Maybe

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Reported, on my shit list permanently, i will unhealthy stalk you, burn your house down, and all your friends houses down , kick your neighbors dog, and kill thier pet rabbits and after that will be cool. Maybe

ha!
jokes on you -
i live in an apartment,
dont have any friends,
and the neighbors are allergic
to dogs and rabbits,
so they have a cat -

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Pretty much this... Morning everyone.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

 

[ALADAMYA]

 

[LeroyOU12]

 

[_rolltideroll_]

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I'm betting his little chicken shit butt isnt home when i get there. If he is he best be doing chores. Bc I told everyone, momma is off Friday im not doing a damn thing today. I got 6 more off days after today. I'll have my momma duties done. One of those momma duties will not involve Mr. SHHHH I can guarantee that. Lol

TG be like