Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

[Hard2Bluff]

Was I the only one thinking shoot the wife first?

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

None of the above. I'm a fucking American. Checkmate, bitch.

 

[CouchOnFire]

I think for myself, so, neither. Different wings, same bird.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I think for myself, so, neither. Different wings, same bird.

Don't put us Southerners in the same family as those DNA abused bastards, bro.

 

[CouchOnFire]

Don't put us Southerners in the same family as those DNA abused bastards, bro.

I'm high, you lost me, haha! Just saying: Left Wing/Right Wing= Same bird... flying at mach speed to globalism.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

I think for myself, so, neither. Different wings, same bird.

For you it’s ‘same wings, different bird’!

 

[CouchOnFire]

For you it’s ‘same wings, different bird’!

But always flying

 

[LeroyOU12]

Here is a little test that will help you decide..

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY............

Democrat's Answer:

? Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

? What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

? Does the man look poor or oppressed?

? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

? Could we run away?

? What does my wife think?

? What about the kids?

? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

? I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

? This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ........ .......... ......... ...

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

............ ......... ........ ......... ......... .....

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!

sounds like your southerners are also republicans.

 

[LSU02]

sounds like your southerners are also republicans.

The only difference between a southern democrat and a southern republican is how they eat their squirrels....

 

[pooods]

I am an asshole. Where does that fall on the political spectrum.

 

[CouchOnFire]

Don't put us Southerners in the same family as those DNA abused bastards, bro.

Ohhhhhh, I didn't see the 'Southerner' part. Okay... I gotcha now.
Appalachian American here, and proud of it!

 

[LSU02]

I am an asshole. Where does that fall on the political spectrum.

Right in the middle......

 

[pooods]

and...

my edc is a 9mm Shield with a green laserguard

the laserguard is the shit

 

[LSU02]

and...

my edc is a 9mm Shield with a green laserguard

the laserguard is the shit

Erectile dysfunction certification? With a laserguard? Da hell?

 

[pooods]

Erectile dysfunction certification? With a laserguard? Da hell?

and only 9mm

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

and only 9mm

......9mm from the ground like me?

 

[LSU02]

and only 9mm

 

[pooods]

......9mm from the ground like me?

if i a laying on my belly

 

[LSU02]

......9mm from the ground like me?

Sitting in the dirt.... does that count?

 

[LeroyOU12]

Sitting in the dirt.... does that count?