Florida

Bite yer tongue! North Florida is the REAL Florida. The whole state hasn’t been overrun with Leftist Yankees, just greater Miami. There is a reason the rest of the state hates Miami.....

Admittedly Whorelando has a crap-ton of transplants too but they’re a different variety than New Yaaaak/Joisssssey-ites in Miami.

Panhandle = Florabama.
 
Panhandle = Florabama.

Panhandle, Jax, Daytona, St. Augustine. The only exceptions in North Florida are Gainesville and Tally....college town and college town + crooked politicians. Hell, even Southwest Florida is still legitimately Florida. We just need the ocean to hurry up and swallow Miami.
 
Panhandle, Jax, Daytona, St. Augustine. The only exceptions in North Florida are Gainesville and Tally....college town and college town + crooked politicians. Hell, even Southwest Florida is still legitimately Florida. We just need the ocean to hurry up and swallow Miami.

It could swallow the entire state for all I care.
 
It could swallow the entire state for all I care.

I can think of so many other places that should go first - the entire Northeast, the Left Coast, the entire Middle East except maybe Israel, the western half of Europe, etc
 
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