Florida news...

[MarineUKFan]

Florida woman whacks man in head with hammer during argument about rum, deputies say

A Florida woman is behind bars after allegedly whacking a man in the head during an argument about rum, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Ax-wielding Florida woman threatens roommate because for not packing up fast enough, deputies say: 'Chop chop'

An ax-wielding Florida woman has found herself behind bars after threatening her former roommate as she was moving out of her house, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

news.yahoo.com

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Florida man 'tried to circumcise' 2-year-old cousin while babysitting, police say

Officials the injury had to have been inflicted by someone, “as if they may have tried to circumcise” him, the police report said.

news.yahoo.com

 

[MarineUKFan]

Florida woman whacks man in head with hammer during argument about rum, deputies say

A Florida woman is behind bars after allegedly whacking a man in the head during an argument about rum, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

www.yahoo.com

I thought one of the funnier parts of this article is that the journalist used the word whacked multiple times.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I thought one of the funnier parts of this article is that the journalist used the word whacked multiple times.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Some Florida "journalist" played way too much "whack-a-mole" growing up.

And blanking the calendar from any trips to Florida in the next few months, especially Daytona Beach.

 

[MarineUKFan]

Florida man does good

Florida man helps take down carjacking suspect in Starbucks drive-thru: 'I'm going to get you, buddy'

After a police chase ended near an Ocala Starbucks where a suspect allegedly tried to carjack a woman, a man in the next car jumped in to help and held onto the suspect until police caught up.

www.yahoo.com

 

[MarineUKFan]

OK, forget about Florida Man for a minute and check out Florida Bear....dude had the munchies and also needed something to wash it down with

Bear in Florida steals $45 Taco Bell delivery off someone's porch moments after it was dropped off

An Orlando-area family had their food delivery stolen off their front porch by a black bear, and the whole incident was caught on camera.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Big 8 Rules]

I’m sure everyone has heard of this, but it was a thing a while back to Google “Florida man” and your birthday. Here’s the result for Sept 26.

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow

A Florida man was arrested Monday in a months-old attack during which he allegedly using a samurai sword to threaten and assault a jogger as they fought over a wheelbarrow the victim said he found in a pile of trash.

www.foxnews.com

Florida Man September 26

On September 26, 2018, Ocoee police issued a warrant for a Florida Man who went skinny dipping in a stranger's pool, according to ClickOrlando.

www.audacy.com

Florida man tries to start naked fight club at Chick-Fil-A

A Florida man was arrested after he challenged others to fight and to stare at his genitals outside a Chick-Fil-A restaurant.

abc-7.com