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10 Things Kash Patel's FBI Will Be Investigating First

Now that Kash Patel has been officially confirmed as the new director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, he's rolling out a new list of top priorities for the agency to focus on moving forward.
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Now that Kash Patel has been officially confirmed as the new director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, he's rolling out a new list of top priorities for the agency to focus on moving forward.

Through intricate back channels, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of priorities for the FBI under Kash Patel:

  1. Determine how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: Previous testimony from an owl has been proven to be falsified.
  2. Locating the lost Sankara Stones: A mystery that holds great cultural significance to Patel's people.
  3. Find out why aliens seem to only abduct drunk hillbillies: What are they hiding?
  4. Investigate why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch: No law enforcement organization has been willing to touch this one.
  5. Round up everyone who used the "poke" feature on Facebook: It's time for those obnoxious people to face justice.
  6. Declassify KFC's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices: Buckets of delicious fried chicken have already been seized as evidence.
  7. Investigate the long-rumored existence of a place called "Vermont": As of yet, no proof has been provided to confirm it.
  8. Find out once and for all who killed Mr. Boddy in the library with the lead pipe: Most recent reports indicated that Colonel Mustard remains the prime suspect.
  9. Investigate the status of Half-Life 3: The world has a right to know.
  10. Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer for real this time: Stop getting everyone's hopes up and do it already.
It's about time we started getting answers to all of these mysteries.
 
Sounds like this evil globalist c0cksucker is about done for.

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VATICAN CITY—Pope’s condition remains critical, per Holy See.

“The Holy Father's condition continues to be critical, therefore, as explained yesterday, the Pope is not out of danger.

This morning Pope Francis presented with an asthmatic respiratory crisis of prolonged magnitude, which also required the application of oxygen at high flows.

Today's blood tests also showed plateletopenia, associated with anemia, which required the administration of blood transfusions.

The Holy Father continues to be alert and spent the day in an armchair although in more pain than yesterday. At the moment the prognosis is reserved.”

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EXPOSED: USAID'S HAITI SCAM - $4.4B SPENT, SIX HOMES BUILT

USAID and partners funneled billions through multiple "administrative fees," with DC firms pocketing 56% of contracts while Haitian companies got just 2%.

The Red Cross's numbers tell the story: $500M raised, promised homes for 130,000 people, delivered exactly six houses.

Of 196 NGOs reviewed, only eight could explain where the money went.

The rest?

Just another day at the foreign aid carnival.

Source: NY Post @DOGE

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EX-USAID CHIEF SAMANTHA POWER’S NET WORTH SKYROCKETS—FROM $6.7M TO $30M ON A $180K SALARY

Samantha Power, Biden’s ex-USAID chief, saw her wealth explode while earning just $180K per year.

Where did the extra $23.3M come from? And all of this in just 3 years! USAID oversees billions in global funding—was she cashing in?

The public deserves answers. Follow the money.

Source: vBulletin, Inside Biden's Basement


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AXED USAID EMPLOYEES LEAVE DC OFFICE WITH MESSAGES FOR TRUMP

Fired USAID employees were seen smiling as they left their D.C. office, carrying boxes with messages aimed at Trump.

One read, "We are abandoning the world," while another stated, "You can take the humanitarians out of USAID but not the humanity."

The mass layoffs follow Trump’s decision to slash USAID’s workforce from 10,000 to 300 after an audit by DOGE exposed massive waste.

The agency is now set to be folded into the State Department under @SecRubio

Source: New York Post

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Thoughts on this accusation by a former spy?

Trump Recruited as Moscow Asset,’ Says Ex-KGB Spy Chief​

Alnur Mussayev, former head of Kazakhstan’s security service, who rose up the ranks of the Soviet KGB, claims Moscow groomed Trump under pseudonym “Krasnov” in 1987.
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‘Trump Recruited as Moscow Asset,’ Says Ex-KGB Spy Chief

Alnur Mussayev, former head of Kazakhstan’s security service, who rose up the ranks of the Soviet KGB, claims Moscow groomed Trump under pseudonym “Krasnov” in 1987.
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AlaCrimsonTide06 said:
Thoughts on this accusation by a former spy?



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‘Trump Recruited as Moscow Asset,’ Says Ex-KGB Spy Chief

Alnur Mussayev, former head of Kazakhstan’s security service, who rose up the ranks of the Soviet KGB, claims Moscow groomed Trump under pseudonym “Krasnov” in 1987.
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That must explain why Trump told the Eurotrash that they rely too much on Russian gas while telling them they need to start contributing more to their military defense. Sounds pretty pro Russia to me ... what do you think?
 
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