Anyone drank a stale beer?

Tidergirl said:
Please excuse me, i think i need to go vomit
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Every one of us vomited from the hot beer thing. Didn’t take long for us to realize that they were gonna make us keep going until we puked, so we just made ourselves puke. Well, we didn’t really have to MAKE ourselves puke, we just didn’t fight it, and let it come naturally.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
You do realize that beer is supposed to be poured in a glass and achieve a good head, right. That gets rid of the carbonation so you can actually taste the real flavor of the beer.

<<<The beer connoisseur
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midcal said:
Every one of us vomited from the hot beer thing. Didn’t take long for us to realize that they were gonna make us keep going until we puked, so we just made ourselves puke. Well, we didn’t really have to MAKE ourselves puke, we just didn’t fight it, and let it come naturally.
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1985. I was on a Med Float. We spent 2 weeks in the desert about 70 miles west of Alexandria, Egypt for Operation Bright Star. It was August in the Sahara. 4 of us got up one morning and put on our packs and humped out to the highway. (Prolly 4 miles or so away from where we had our camp set up.) We hitch hiked to Alexandria and found the Marine Consulate. A fellow Marine took us down to the basement and filled our packs with beer. We hitch hiked/humped back to our camp site. It was probably 130 degrees and the beer was the hottest I ever drank. Quite possibly the best I ever drank as well.

Moral of the story, suck it up, ya fucking pussy. Hot beer is STILL beer.
 
GhostRiderRush said:
I’ve had a “skunky” beer before......damn Miller High Life in a clear bottle ..... shit ruined me on beer for a few minutes.

Have people in other parts ever heard of “skunky” beer? Just wondering if mom made that up or if it’s more universal..
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Had some not too long ago. A buddy bought some beer from Costco. Every damn one of them foamed over when you opened them and they were a little skunky.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
You do realize that beer is supposed to be poured in a glass and achieve a good head, right. That gets rid of the carbonation so you can actually taste the real flavor of the beer.

<<<The beer connoisseur
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Define “glass”..... does this count?




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OldDevilDawg said:
1985. I was on a Med Float. We spent 2 weeks in the desert about 70 miles west of Alexandria, Egypt for Operation Bright Star. It was August in the Sahara. 4 of us got up one morning and put on our packs and humped out to the highway. (Prolly 4 miles or so away from where we had our camp set up.) We hitch hiked to Alexandria and found the Marine Consulate. A fellow Marine took us down to the basement and filled our packs with beer. We hitch hiked/humped back to our camp site. It was probably 130 degrees and the beer was the hottest I ever drank. Quite possibly the best I ever drank as well.

Moral of the story, suck it up, ya fucking pussy. Hot beer is STILL beer.
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The part that I left out was that we had to “bob for beers” in a keg bucket of practically scalding hot water. Only way to get them out was to get them between your face and the side of the bucket, and fling them out. After they dropped on the hard concrete floor, it was nothing but hot beer foam.
 
midcal said:
The part that I left out was that we had to “bob for beers” in a keg bucket of practically scalding hot water. Only way to get them out was to get them between your face and the side of the bucket, and fling them out. After they dropped on the hard concrete floor, it was nothing but hot beer foam.
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ODD Bob's for beers on a regular basis.
 
GhostRiderRush said:
I’ve had a “skunky” beer before......damn Miller High Life in a clear bottle ..... shit ruined me on beer for a few minutes.

Have people in other parts ever heard of “skunky” beer? Just wondering if mom made that up or if it’s more universal..
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My brother and I finished a brutal day of 95° work in the mud getting some older guys set up for hunting season. Underaged, I picked up some Bud Ice and we headed down to some ponds to relax and fish.

As I was turning off the highway, some assclown took out the front end of my truck at about 80 mph. After I limped the truck off the road, we tossed all the beer in the bushes before the crowd and state trooper showed up.

Bud Ice has a clear bottle and sunlight can cause it to skunk easily. We showed up a few days later and retrieved the loot. That was the nastiest shit I've ever drank, but we have our principles.
 
RazzlDazzl said:
My brother and I finished a brutal day of 95° work in the mud getting some older guys set up for hunting season. Underaged, I picked up some Bud Ice and we headed down to some ponds to relax and fish.

As I was turning off the highway, some assclown took out the front end of my truck at about 80 mph. After I limped the truck off the road, we tossed all the beer in the bushes before the crowd and state trooper showed up.

Bud Ice has a clear bottle and sunlight can cause it to skunk easily. We showed up a few days later and retrieved the loot. That was the nastiest shit I've ever drank, but we have our principles.
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Never leave a beer behind?
 
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