Heathens and Harlots

[CouchOnFire]

When the FG unit comes on, it could be an episode of Naked & Afraid

Or you sneeze and it's suddenly an MTV beach party...

 

[Preacherman]

I actually really miss you people. I have no souls to save at that other place and my work cannot be completed as I need to place myself amongst the vile and decrepit to achieve the goals that Jesus placed before me.

 

[57575757575757]

I still laugh at that meme from last week where Pruitt iced y'all's kicker 3 times like he wasn't already going to miss it haha

Now you see why he's coaching at Tenn & not Bama anymore.

 

[57575757575757]

I actually really miss you people. I have no souls to save at that other place and my work cannot be completed as I need to place myself amongst the vile and decrepit to achieve the goals that Jesus placed before me.

Have we introduced you to Hoopla?

 

[CowpokeU]

I actually really miss you people. I have no souls to save at that other place and my work cannot be completed as I need to place myself amongst the vile and decrepit to achieve the goals that Jesus placed before me.

Question, how can you be of God when you are a Texas Longhorns fan?

 

[57575757575757]

Question, how can you be of God when you are a Texas Longhorns fan?

Which would YOU rather be...a group of people who can't even drive a team of minis around a football field or someone who brings the beef?

 

[Preacherman]

Have we introduced you to Hoopla?

Why bathe in the sewer?

 

[57575757575757]

Why bathe in the sewer?

Because it's handi?

 

[CowpokeU]

Why bathe in the sewer?

Okay I am becoming more certain you are Bawlz...I hope

 

[CowpokeU]

Which would YOU rather be...a group of people who can't even drive a team of minis around a football field or someone who brings the beef?

Can I choose the suicide option?

 

[Preacherman]

Which would YOU rather be...a group of people who can't even drive a team of minis around a football field or someone who brings the beef?

My woman asked me for the beef once, a double stacker even. All she got was a slider. Must have been satisfying cause she’s still here.

 

[CowpokeU]

My woman asked me for the beef once, a double stacker even. All she got was a slider. Must have been satisfying cause she’s still here.

Okay I'm almost certain you're Bawlz and I love you for it

 

[57575757575757]

My woman asked me for the beef once, a double stacker even. All she got was a slider. Must have been satisfying cause she’s still here.

Bet it was one of those plant based ones

 

[Preacherman]

Bet it was one of those plant based ones

Hopefully choked full of hemp.

 

[CowpokeU]

Hopefully choked full of hemp.

I'm now 100% positive I know who you are

 

[57575757575757]

Hopefully choked full of hemp.

I believe the word you wanted was chocked.

Then again,

 

[Preacherman]

I can start to feel the release of SO anger, your souls are beginning to lighten and your hearts beginning to rise above the ashes of you wrongdoings. Toss Satan from your lives and be free with Jesus!

 

[Preacherman]

I'm now 100% positive I know who you are

LOL! You don’t know dic ...oh wait..

 

[57575757575757]

I can start to feel the release of SO anger, your souls are beginning to lighten and your hearts beginning to rise above the ashes of you wrongdoings. Toss Satan from your lives and be free with Jesus!

Been fun but now I must go forth & spend to keep the economy safe.

 

[Preacherman]

Been fun but now I must go forth & spend to keep the economy safe.

Take your fake camera! No fake trip can be without one!