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oldyarddog said:
Help me out.

In addition to checking in with the 5Q crew most mornings a few of my siblings and I check in via a morning text.

Well the other day one of them posted about the rain, it’s a toad-choker. Now we are trying to out do each other with idioms. My sister lead her text this morning with a new one.

So what I am asking is, I’m sure this crew has a few up their sleeves, share occasionally.
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This morning here it is colder than a witches tittie in the snow man's hand.
 
oldyarddog said:
Help me out.

In addition to checking in with the 5Q crew most mornings a few of my siblings and I check in via a morning text.

Well the other day one of them posted about the rain, it’s a toad-choker. Now we are trying to out do each other with idioms. My sister lead her text this morning with a new one.

So what I am asking is, I’m sure this crew has a few up their sleeves, share occasionally.
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It's a mud sender or frog strangler.
 
oldyarddog said:
Help me out.

In addition to checking in with the 5Q crew most mornings a few of my siblings and I check in via a morning text.

Well the other day one of them posted about the rain, it’s a toad-choker. Now we are trying to out do each other with idioms. My sister lead her text this morning with a new one.

So what I am asking is, I’m sure this crew has a few up their sleeves, share occasionally.
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im sure youve heard this one, but regarding a heavy rain, "Its coming a Turd Floater"
 
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