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Tenncock said:
I had a guy who worked for me once that got told he was getting a divorce and he lost it and grabbed his chainsaw, started sawing thru the walls of his house yelling "If you want half, I'll give you half!"

Yeah the police showed up shortly and gave him a mini vacay for the weekend, all expenses paid.
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After my divorce ruling with the first wife I got all fvckered up on tequila, went home and cut all the floor joist. After that I opened up the ballcock on the hotwater heater and flooded both bathtubs.
 
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