WAR EAGLE

[aubie2006]

Did you just call ODD a retarded cat?

Lol. Took me a second.

Ha!

 

[Selkies ftw]

BTW - You gonna give us 5Q crew some amazing spider facts & pics anytime soon?

Darwin’s Bark Spiders in Madagascar build gigantic webs made of the strongest biomaterial on earth that span across rivers, easily 20-30 feet across. But that’s not even what’s cool about them, what’s cool is that they are kinky as fuck. From bondage to oral they do it all. After sex the males chew on the females lady bits so that no other males can get up in there. They’ll also try to tie down the ladies with silk so they can’t kill them after sex. And a lot of the time the males will only bang the females if she’s recently shed her skin. They are some crazy mofos.

 

[tinp]

Darwin’s Bark Spiders in Madagascar build gigantic webs made of the strongest biomaterial on earth that span across rivers, easily 20-30 feet across. But that’s not even what’s cool about them, what’s cool is that they are kinky as fuck. From bondage to oral they do it all. After sex the males chew on the females lady bits so that no other males can get up in there. They’ll also try to tie down the ladies with silk so they can’t kill them after sex. And a lot of the time the males will only bang the females if she’s recently shed her skin. They are some crazy mofos.

Love it !!...but why did you pick a spider sex story.....for me specifically?

 

[ALADAMYA]

 

[tinp]

This one made me guffaw from the shitter and my wife is now curious what's happening in here....well that and the fact it's been 55 minutes.

 

[Selkies ftw]

That is indeed the spider in question lol

 

[Selkies ftw]

Love it !!...but why did you pick a spider sex story.....for me specifically?

It’s just one of my favorite spiders lol

 

[LeroyOU12]

I stole this from @leatherhemet on SO. It's funny

 

[pooods]

The truth will set you free.