Had a strange thing happen to me this morning....

[tinp]

Ate Yogurt with my regular coffee & Almond Milk. Together, they tasted like a cheap hot dog.

 

[Tortilla Launcher]

Yogurt tastes like brushing your teeth after a heavy night of drinking.

Don't ask me how I came to that conclusion, but I can't eat the stuff

 

[Bama Believer]

Ate Yogurt with my regular coffee & Almond Milk. Together, they tasted like a cheap hot dog.

I thought you were going to say cheap dog puke and beard hair

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Combo sounds like something I've smelled after the panties dropped, then immediately pulled a 180 and hauled ass.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Ate Yogurt with my regular coffee & Almond Milk. Together, they tasted like a cheap hot dog.

Jeebus, dude! Time to put the wifey out to pasture and get your balls out of her purse.

 

[Preacherman]

Ate Yogurt with my regular coffee & Almond Milk. Together, they tasted like a cheap hot dog.

Why didn’t you just get a mocha latte and drink it while your pinky sticks out?

 

[Panabama]

Yogurt is cold cum!

 

[tinp]

Yogurt is cold cum!

Your mom warms mine up in her mouth first.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Your mom warms mine up in her mouth first.

And then it's all yours, huh?

 

[Vicsbean]

Have you tried orange juice and milk yet? Try it, then yogurt and coffee actually tastes good .

 

[Preacherman]

Have you tried orange juice and milk yet? Try it, then yogurt and coffee actually tastes good .

I hope your a chik cause the sausage in here is dam thick!

 

[tinp]

And then it's all yours, huh?

Don't care, had sex.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I hope your a chik cause the sausage in here is dam thick!

Father, I'd appreciate if you didn't let the entire congregation know about my man's meat.

That's between me, your daughter, and Gog Almighty.