If you’ve never jacked a roll of toilet paper...

We had some Mexican workers that would show up early and rob the porta potties of the toilet paper before work from multiple job sites.

Hunting and fishing, I've almost always kept tp and wipes in the truck, but my buddies/coworkers didn't, and we took turns driving. If I caught one of those guys they would have gotten a blue shit swirly.

I'm pretty sure they secretly worked for El Crapo.
 
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