I got me two new girlfriends

[Bama Believer]

"Tired of your shit"

"I'm watching your house"

one will bite your dick off,, the other will give the most amazing head you ever had,,
do you roll the dice ?

 

[Knee_Draggin']

one will bite your dick off,, the other will give the most amazing head you ever had,,
do you roll the dice ?

The blonde sucked the soul out of my cock last night

 

[tOSU]

The blonde sucked the soul out of my cock last night

So you’re now a soulless dick?

 

[Knee_Draggin']

So you’re now a soulless dick?

She gave me the kinda blowjob that I'd have given her anything she wanted. Luckily she just asked for anal

 

[Thelonious Punk]

I’m not buying this.

 

[Proud_Okie]

I’m not buying this.

No one cares, Chris.

 

[Thelonious Punk]

No one cares, Chris.

you seem to care. Sorry, but it’s made up

 

[OldDevilDawg]

you seem to care. Sorry, but it’s made up

Sorry, but I know this guy in the real world. It's not made up. You keep doing you, though. I'm intrigued. If you stick around, I might decide to drive to your house and buy you a beer.

 

[CouchOnFire]

you seem to care. Sorry, but it’s made up

Like relative proficiency?

 

[Proud_Okie]

Sorry, but I know this guy in the real world. It's not made up. You keep doing you, though. I'm intrigued. If you stick around, I might decide to drive to your house and buy you a beer.

Long drive to Colorado. Or Arizona.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Long drive to Colorado. Or Arizona.

Who doesn't like a good road trip?

 

[Thelonious Punk]

Sorry, but I know this guy in the real world. It's not made up. You keep doing you, though. I'm intrigued. If you stick around, I might decide to drive to your house and buy you a beer.

youre welcome here anytime. Bring it on over.

 

[Knee_Draggin']

Things just got really awkward, the nurse just got into a wreck, I showed up at the scene before the ambulance left and met her dad. He didn't seem too pleased to meet me and learn I even existed.

Given the situation, I completely understand his attitude but still awkward. I'm gonna go to the hospital as soon as they clear the road

 

[Knee_Draggin']

She's gonna be fine but still scary

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Things just got really awkward, the nurse just got into a wreck, I showed up at the scene before the ambulance left and met her dad. He didn't seem too pleased to meet me and learn I even existed.

Given the situation, I completely understand his attitude but still awkward. I'm gonna go to the hospital as soon as they clear the road

So now you're stuck with the devil worshipping nutcase? You lucky bastard.

 

[Knee_Draggin']

And as strange as it is, this is the second time in my life I've met a girlfriend's dad because of a car wreck. The first time was in HS

 

[Knee_Draggin']

He needed Jesus in Afghanistan. Apparently, Jesus was busy with other stuff.

Yeah, fuck that dude. He's worthless

 

[Thelonious Punk]

This story just keeps getting better. Goes from a total mess to a threeway to a wreck in a matter of weeks. Are meds not helping? What’s the story morning glory?

 

[OldDevilDawg]

This story just keeps getting better. Goes from a total mess to a threeway to a wreck in a matter of weeks. Are meds not helping? What’s the story morning glory?

The story is long and hard. You still interested?

 

[Knee_Draggin']

This story just keeps getting better. Goes from a total mess to a threeway to a wreck in a matter of weeks. Are meds not helping? What’s the story morning glory?

Life is crazy vato