Me and the ol lady have been having a discussion about a zombie apocalypse......

[Preacherman]

I tell her that if zombie stripper chicks start showing up, I should get a free pass to have sex with them. She said it would be cheating so no dice. I say it can’t be cheating cause they are......well, DEAD! Amiright!?

 

[OldDevilDawg]

You're a dumbass. More often than not, forgiveness is easier to get than permission. You're a piss poor excuse for a preacherman.

Edited to add: I saw those nipples.

 

[PSUTE]

You're a dumbass. More often than not, forgiveness is easier to get than permission. You're a piss poor excuse for a preacherman.

Edited to add: I saw those nipples.

No one else is... edited...

 

[CouchOnFire]

 

[Preacherman]

What!? No nips!?

 

[OldDevilDawg]

What!? No nips!?

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

If you decide to go ‘mouth to south’, close the nose!

 

[PSUTE]

I tell her that if zombie stripper chicks start showing up, I should get a free pass to have sex with them. She said it would be cheating so no dice. I say it can’t be cheating cause they are......well, DEAD! Amiright!?
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Pretty sure if I addressed 4 .0 as "the ol lady" I would not wake up tomorrow...

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Pretty sure if I addressed 4 .0 as "the ol lady" I would not wake up tomorrow...

He's a preacherman. No way in hell he can be trusted. He prolly ain't even married. <<<that makes "ol lady" OK.

 

[PSUTE]

He's a preacherman. No way in hell he can be trusted. He prolly ain't even married. <<<that makes "ol lady" OK.

So you're saying he's as useless as balls on a priest?...

 

[OldDevilDawg]

So you're saying he's as useless as balls on a priest?...

As useless as a queer in a whorehouse.

 

[tinp]

Finally, a thread I can sink my ..... into.

 

[Preacherman]

He's a preacherman. No way in hell he can be trusted. He prolly ain't even married. <<<that makes "ol lady" OK.

This is quite true. Been with her for 18 years and still not married. I’m sure she is still waiting for something better to come along

 

[Bullitt08]

Go ahead. Your wife said that you are a dead fuck so it won't matter.

 

[Toadman005]

Finally, a thread I can sink my ..... into.

Thumb?

 

[tinp]

Thumb?

You wanna be in my band?


In the Stink


We are a Hoobastank tribute band.

 

[Thelonious Punk]

Very strange.