Woke up to a buzzing noise

mizzoufalcon said:
Rolled over and checked my phone. No alarm, no call, no text. What the hell is that noise?

I start investigating and find a bumble bee flying around. How’d you get in my house little dude? I follow it. That’s when it leads me to the angry beehive in my basement that I didn’t know was there.

I’m allergic to bees.

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That's bad and I don't know if my wake up call the other night equals yours, but here it goes:

I was asleep in bed, shirtless, on my stomach. I woke up at exactly 12:20 am because I looked directly at the digital clock on the night stand as I felt an 8 legged insect (spider) crawling from my right shoulder, across my back to my left shoulder. I didn't move as it started to crawl down my left arm that was hanging off the bed. As soon as I could I flicked my arm and it dropped to the floor. I looked down and saw it making its way under the bed. I was to tired to care at this point and went back to sleep.
 
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iesheepdog said:
That's bad and I don't know if my wake up call the other night equals yours, but here it goes:

I was asleep in bed, shirtless, on my stomach. I woke up at exactly 12:20 am because I looked directly at the digital clock on the night stand as I felt an 8 legged insect crawling from my right shoulder, across my back to my left shoulder. I didn't move as it started to crawl down my left arm that was hanging off the bed. As soon as I could I flicked my arm and it dropped to the floor. I looked down and saw it making its way under the bed. I was to tired to care at this point and went back to sleep.
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I'd be dead. Seriously, you fuckers would be talking about how great a guy I was right now.

I don't deal well with the 8 legged creatures.
 
iesheepdog said:
That's bad and I don't know if my wake up call the other night equals yours, but here it goes:

I was asleep in bed, shirtless, on my stomach. I woke up at exactly 12:20 am because I looked directly at the digital clock on the night stand as I felt an 8 legged insect (spider) crawling from my right shoulder, across my back to my left shoulder. I didn't move as it started to crawl down my left arm that was hanging off the bed. As soon as I could I flicked my arm and it dropped to the floor. I looked down and saw it making its way under the bed. I was to tired to care at this point and went back to sleep.
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