LyquidMetal
Nashoba Chata
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Ah lookee here. The orange loving leg humper trying to get cute. pppppffffffftttttttt!!!!!Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
An Alabama grad was scheduled to get married....then he found out his soon-to-be bride was a virgin. He immediately called off the wedding. She called him begging and pleading, "Why are you calling off our wedding?" she sputtered, through tears and vocal breakdowns.
He told her, he couldn't marry her because she was a virgin, "If you ain't good enough for your own family, you damn sure ain't good enough for mine."