Female driver to cop: "you're A murderer"

[oldyarddog]

Sadly, this is not an uncommon occurrence during traffic stops:

 

[tinp]

What is wrong with people. You better hope this doesn't turn into the apocalypse because I'm gonna kill all you dumb sumbitches. Not you, b.b.

 

[CowpokeU]

What is wrong with people. You better hope this doesn't turn into the apocalypse because I'm gonna kill all you dumb sumbitches. Not you, b.b.

You killed my asshole with those sus knock off pizza rolls you sent down the basement chute the other night. Sorry for the smell

 

[tinp]

You killed my asshole with those sus knock off pizza rolls you sent down the basement chute the other night. Sorry for the smell

Here's a little insight into my sense of humor: poop jokes aren't my favorite jokes, but they're a SOLID #2.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Here's a little insight into my sense of humor: poop jokes aren't my favorite jokes, but they're a SOLID #2.

ok,
that's pretty fuckin funny -

you win the innernets today -

 

[tinp]

ok,
that's pretty fuckin funny -

you win the innernets today -

I knew I'd win you over, wanna fuck?

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I knew I'd win you over, wanna fuck?

always -

 

[Wunder.Noid]

ok,
that's pretty fuckin funny -

you win the innernets today -

Joke was shitty AF...

 

[tinp]

Joke was shitty AF...

I got tit over a t-shirt...













.... in your wife's closet....

 

[Wunder.Noid]

I gotit off a t-shirt...













.... in your wife's closet....

I was wondering what happened to that shirt.

 

[tinp]

I was wondering what happened to that shirt.

Sorry, I fixed my post

I got tit over a t-shirt...













.... in your wife's closet....