LABOR DAY WEEKEND PLANS?

Well, looks like a lot of beer drinking, hoping the pond doesn't flood my house and dealing with everyone giving us advice on how we should prepare for a hurricane.

Pretty excited at the thought of cell towers going down and not being able to be reached for a few days, though. Sounds like an all inclusive vacation to Whore Island at the moment.
 
Doing my annual crab boil at my house to kick off football being back in our lives. Getting drunk.
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I'm working because my boss is politically scared of having us off like the rest of the damn tribe including the chief that called for all tribal employees to be off.

She's a weird one that's scared of her own shadow but bless her, she's the sweetest person on Earth.
 
My dad just bought his dream house on the other side of town and he’s having a football/house warming party Saturday that I’ll be going to. Gonna smoke a huge pork butt overnight tomorrow and take it over there. My older bro and his wife are coming up to visit also and I’m excited about that because they live a good six hours away and I get to see them maybe 3-4 times a year max. Got some very high quality dab oil today so I’ll be higher than giraffe pussy all weekend. Then got my fantasy draft on Monday. Should be an awesome weekend.
 
My wife is trying to get me to go to a ranch horse sale near ogallala tomorrow and Saturday so that she can pretend that she is going to buy another horse, but wont because the ones she will pick out will be to expensive, we've been to that ranch sale before, its "only" 9 hours away, starts at roughly 1, and I have to go to the bank, pay land taxes and cash rents to landlords before the first of the month which basically means tomorrow. o_O
 
My wife is trying to get me to go to a ranch horse sale near ogallala tomorrow and Saturday so that she can pretend that she is going to buy another horse, but wont because the ones she will pick out will be to expensive, we've been to that ranch sale before, its "only" 9 hours away, starts at roughly 1, and I have to go to the bank, pay land taxes and cash rents to landlords before the first of the month which basically means tomorrow. o_O
Ummm...football?
 
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