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    I am back from my sabbatical and stronger in faith than ever

    Sorry about the Conclave, I was rooting for you. But the new Pope went to a seminary high school about 40 miles from where I live. I’m pretty sure that should keep me out of hell.
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    The Don't Fuck with Nature thread

    Not a chance in hell I ever do this. https://x.com/spillthememes/status/1920417139451654593?s=61
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    The Don't Fuck with Nature thread

    Saying the woman “went into the water” is a bit vague, but it sounds like she was dumb enough to do it on purpose.
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    The "Learn something New or Cool" thread

    Here’s a Peregrine Falcon nest (with live web cam) on top of Spartan Stadium. 3 of the 4 eggs have hatched in the last 24 hours.
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    The Don't Fuck with Nature thread

    Hey @Toadman005 , I found a cool spot for you to take your kayak: https://x.com/flcons/status/1918111668812320817?s=61
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    What are we drinking tonight?

    Well vodka and soda. Looking for some gut rot to help me get back in the gym. A couple of drinks did the trick…but then I’ve had a couple more. No work out on the agenda. More likely to do something stupid.
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    NFL Draft: Sanders not taken in the 1st round

    I think it’s mostly click bait, but I saw a compilation of Mel Kiper’s meltdowns over the course of the weekend. He was legitimately unhinged. Like bad enough that ESPN should send him into the transfer portal. There were a lot of players drafted, and they’d interrupt the rant just to mention...
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    NFL Draft: Sanders not taken in the 1st round

    RG3 might have a point about it being personal. But there’s nothing wrong with that either. Tim Tebow could have been a solid QB2, but he was thought to bring too many distractions. It didn’t matter that it wasn’t his fault, the teams decided it wasn’t worth it.
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    NFL Draft: Sanders not taken in the 1st round

    Humble Pie is being served up for Shadeur. That prank call from those Ole Miss guys was cold blooded. https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1916184212090081298?s=61
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    Memes for Nerds

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    The OFFICIAL Florida News thread

    Seems reasonable!
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    *** 2025 CFB Thread ***

    The BCS was the first nail in the coffin. Most teams were happy if they made a bowl and won it, even if they had hoped for more. And any undefeated or 1 loss team could make their arguments, especially if they crushed a good bowl opponent. Now it’s natty or bust for everyone, which is nuts.
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    *** 2025 CFB Thread ***

    This had to happen. We’ll see it during the season, or during the playoffs soon enough. The USA has shown that they don’t really care about minor league sports. These current players are at the peak of earning. Donor fatigue has to be real.
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    ***College Basketball Thread***

    That was satisfying to watch. Especially when they showed Coach K, who looked like he was choking on a shit sandwich.
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    RIP George Foreman

    Foreman’s jabs could look typical of any boxer, but then the other boxer would just collapse in a heap. His power was unreal.
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    NCAA mens college basketball 2025

    Do any of you guys care about BB conference tournaments? MSU fans take a cue from our coach, and give less than 2 shits. I could understand being into it if you needed it for a NCAAT berth, but otherwise it feels like a BS TV money grab. We get a double bye, so don’t play until Friday. I’d...
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    NCAA mens college basketball 2025

    I think most of the Big Ten teams will have a higher floor, but lower ceiling type of vibe. A lot of decent teams, not many have the ability to run someone off the floor. 2nd round exits will be the norm I’d guess, but the seeds would predict that too.
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    NCAA mens college basketball 2025

    The SEC is going to have good teams in every region of the NCAAT. MSU will likely be facing 1 or 2 if we make it thru a few rounds. I don’t recall much BB talk here before, so it should be fun.
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    Trump Thread

    Anyone see clips of Zelensky/Trump/Vance at the White House this afternoon? Zelensky could not possibly have fucked up any worse than he did. Just brutal.
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    *** 2025 CFB Thread ***

    I was going to say that I would too, but then I realized that I’d never know when I have to crap. And that could lead to some unpleasantness.
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