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Perhaps the Aggies’ jizz jar offering wasn’t enough to appease the football gods this time. Shouldn’t have spoiled your no nut November on those sheep, boys.

I’m not paying for shit. I’m blackmailing the Mizzou AD for letting Dooley join the staff two years ago.

You can have the medical bills for my tumor removal and torn Achilles. You’re welcome. No returns.

I’ll probably wear black since this has the makings of another Harbaugh funeral.

Going to watch Alabama-Michigan. If I die, Florida fans most certainly did it and Mizzou should be awarded the SEC East title next season in my honor. Also the Alabama fans probably covered for them so Mizzou should be given the SEC championship and a spot in the playoff as well.

What headache photos?

Convince me why I should vote for you guys.

Do I still have to live in Kansas?

I’d rather they put the tumor back in my skull.

So send the cherry tomato packing and go get Urban Meyer to grab a natty before his heart and brain explode simultaneously.

Notre Dame is going to end up missing out on Urban Meyer because they are hell bent on keeping this guy and his 70 wins in 10 seasons.

Sorry. I don’t do anything with corn.

I got medical bills to pay. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

My vote is for sale.

Best game of the year by far. I’m ready to sit back and enjoy it.

You’ll have some games where it feels like god himself couldn’t score on your defense and then the next week some scrub team will pass for 450 yards and run for another 300 on you.

Neither can he.

I’ll keep my name out of this one. It wouldn’t be right for me to win ALL of the competitions this year.