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  1. OkSooner

    Stimulus bill

    Isn’t there a clause that says each American will receive $1000?
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    The weirdest/nauseating thing happened to me last night

    Yeah, this has never happened to me. I’m feeling ok right now except it’s still hard to drink water.
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    The weirdest/nauseating thing happened to me last night

    So I go out at 9pm and everything is closed except for this A&W. So the diner’s closed — I stand at the drive thru and order a burger. I sit down on a curb to eat my burger and I couldn’t even get two bites down. The whole way home I had to stop, puke, and then continue walking hunched over...
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    26 days of Alphabet Bands

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    I'm sick and tire of this shit

    I just hope I can get smokes and chicken wings during this tough time
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    It arrived!

    I had to run after the post lady but I got it before it went to the post office.
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    COVID-19 in Alberta

    Oh yeah, and no gatherings over 50 people
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    I just lost my shit. Rumor at BK is that CFB 2020 is cancelled.

    I’m laughing because I’m imagining your wife on the phone rolling her eyes after saying “look”
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    COVID-19 in Alberta

    The premier made a statement and I haven’t seen or listened to it but radio commentators are saying everyone should just sit inside and watch TV but I’ve been out for coffee. 50% reduction in coffee shops and restaurants. Nightclubs are shut down. Bars are shut down. McDonald’s dining area is...
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    Chris Nunez: “this is going to be a tough ask because this ball sack has to be recognizable.”

    Chris Nunez: “this is going to be a tough ask because this ball sack has to be recognizable.”
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    Edmonton, Alberta Canada Yeah we all have post offices in our drug stores

    Edmonton, Alberta Canada Yeah we all have post offices in our drug stores
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    *get

    *get
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    “4 hours isn’t a lot of time — I’ve gotta hey ever y hair right and doing both testicles so...

    “4 hours isn’t a lot of time — I’ve gotta hey ever y hair right and doing both testicles so close together is going to be really tough.”
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    Could you imagine Dave Navarro walking in on Ink Master and he’s like “ok gang! You all have 4...

    Could you imagine Dave Navarro walking in on Ink Master and he’s like “ok gang! You all have 4 hours — to tattoo a REALISTIC ball sack — on your canvas’ forehead!”
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    26 days of Alphabet Bands

    Is today B?
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    Turns out the carrier is Canada post so I don’t really know what’s going to happen. I’m guessing...

    Turns out the carrier is Canada post so I don’t really know what’s going to happen. I’m guessing they’ll leave it at the drug store post office for me :)
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    Has anybody been to a rescued bar by Jon Taffer?

    What!? Are you for real?
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    26 days of Alphabet Bands

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    Has anybody been to a rescued bar by Jon Taffer?

    They bring in this master chef and he looks at their Tex Mex burger which was like covered in chilies and shit and it looked fucking delicious, but the chef was like “I’m not even going to take one bite of that.” Like fuck man, sometimes that sloppy dive food is really good
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    Has anybody been to a rescued bar by Jon Taffer?

    They make gross food at the beginning of the show and I’m sitting there like “I’d eat that.”
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