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  1. OkSooner

    How fast do you think you could run the 40?

    #fatboi #tookabreakeverythreeminutes
  2. OkSooner

    How fast do you think you could run the 40?

    It use to take me 12 minutes to run around the school when I was in jr high
  3. OkSooner

    How fast do you think you could run the 40?

    Yeah. If DK Metcalf was forty years older I could do the same.
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    How fast do you think you could run the 40?

    Me, smoking, haven’t exercised since jr high probably on a good day 7.8
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    Working diligently on a Nebraska article 👀🌽

    Working diligently on a Nebraska article 👀🌽
  6. OkSooner

    Rodeo in cognito?

    That’s fucking hilarious :p
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    Ummmm....how about no.

    Beat me to it
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    The new and improved Good Morning thread!

    Good morning. Last night I asked my uncle to pop in to the dispensary for me because my ID expired so he said he’d bring me over some trim. That’s really nice of him. Now I don’t have to pay like $35 for three grams of Colorado Tobacco.
  9. OkSooner

    Meanwhile on NASCAR Twitter...

    Did she really just have a public freak out over a man’s admiration for women in sports?
  10. OkSooner

    Hot Pockets heiress sentenced in college admissions scandal

    Yeah. I often think about the class division, but in reality as much as I like to think that I’m more humble or whatever you want to call it — I’m really just envious of somebody with an advantage. I don’t fault the children, nor the families involved.
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    Steroids

    Even if I had to lose a testicle to a horrible condition, or both, I’d still want my body to produce natural levels of testosterone and not have to deal with rage.
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    For my birthday I'd like to ask all of you

    A few cracks at the hot nurses?
  13. OkSooner

    The new and improved Good Morning thread!

    Are you working from home?....or is it a snow day from school? If I went into detail about how I make my money I don’t think many of you would hold me in the highest of regards as you do now.
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    Steroids

    I recently went to go see my cousin who is incarcerated for dealing fentanyl and committing manslaughter, and he quietly said to his father across from me in the visiting room that he wants to try “those things that boost your testosterone.” I don’t know if he meant the thing you inject into...
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    The new and improved Good Morning thread!

    i woke up at 4AM this morning — put on a pot, put on bar rescue — I plan on watching hockey for the rest of the day and whatever other sports come on. I can’t get enough of sports. I love it. I hate when some of my friends come over and they’re like “we gotta watch Brooklyn 9-9!” I’m like no...
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    For my birthday I'd like to ask all of you

    I’m not 50 or even close to 50 yet, so I don’t know if I should get checked at 30.
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    Snacktime

    D, 1 — no candy.
  18. OkSooner

    If you had one last meal...

    Coleslaw Burgers Hot dogs Fried Chicken Mash potatoes with gravy Ginger beef Spring rolls with plum sauce Teriyaki chicken wings Onion rings I could probably go on.
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    Dinner Tonight

    Yeah. Me too man. One of my family members hates Chinese. It doesn’t make a lick of sense to me.
  20. OkSooner

    FISH TACOS

    FISH TACOS
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