How fast do you think you could run the 40?

[OkSooner]

Me, smoking, haven’t exercised since jr high probably on a good day 7.8

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Me, smoking, haven’t exercised since jr high probably on a good day 7.8

If you see me running, I’d advise you to keep up because The shit hit the fan, I’m being chased, and I’m out of bullets.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

If you see me running, I’d advise you to keep up because The shit hit the fan, I’m being chased, and I’m out of bullets.

Yep. If I'm running, something meaner than hell is after me.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Umm... Maybe a second? 40 inches ain't far.

 

[GhostRiderRush]

I’m confident I could run a Tom Brady time if he was 10 years older...

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Umm... Maybe a second? 40 inches ain't far.

You shoulda been honest and said 2 seconds. You got a limp.

 

[OkSooner]

I’m confident I could run a Tom Brady time if he was 10 years older...

Yeah. If DK Metcalf was forty years older I could do the same.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

You shoulda been honest and said 2 seconds. You got a limp.

Limp or no limp, it's only one step for me on my good leg.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Me, smoking, haven’t exercised since jr high probably on a good day 7.8

is that minutes ??
i could prolly beat that -

 

[Bama Believer]

It would take 40 yards to get up to speed,, then another 40 to get stopped,, by then,, I'm dead,, and yall can split my stuff

 

[OkSooner]

is that minutes ??
i could prolly beat that -

It use to take me 12 minutes to run around the school when I was in jr high

 

[TechRaiderRider]

It use to take me 12 minutes to run around the school when I was in jr high

#humblebrag

 

[OkSooner]

#humblebrag

#fatboi
#tookabreakeverythreeminutes

 

[OkSooner]

And no, that was in seconds

 

[Nitt1300]

me? run? that's laughable

 

[Shower Fart]

Running a 40 wouldn’t look good for me. So I’d moon walk that MFer, flipping the bird, double barrel. If I didn’t have Hot Pockets for lunch, I probably wouldn’t poop on the finish line...probably.

 

[iesheepdog]

 

[OldDevilDawg]

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but sumo wrestlers shouldn't try running. Stick to sitting on them and poking them in the eye.

 

[midcal]

Yep. If I'm running, something meaner than hell is after me.

Or a cop

 

[PSUTE]

When the bear is chasing us, all I have to be is faster than you... From the previous comments, that'd be a toss up...